Comments | captain_jtkirk: .040

captain_jtkirk

.040 - video

Jun 20, 2011 19:09

Guess I have a career to fall back on if being a starship captain goes south.

[He is maybe inappropriately happy. BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SLEEP WITH SHEGO FOR ONCE, SCORE]

[Filtered to everyone he kidnapped or tried to or was a slave for him or was zapped by him]

Sorry about that.

[Private to Shego]I feel like we should celebrate this momentous ( Read more... )

my social skills are lacking, my inmate is my soulmate, nice things are overrated, emotional attention span of a child

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Filter ourlastbesthope June 21 2011, 01:18:00 UTC

No apology needed.

Filter captain_jtkirk June 21 2011, 01:22:48 UTC

I feel bad for giving you a date rape drug regardless.

Filter ourlastbesthope June 21 2011, 01:32:18 UTC

You shouldn't.

In retrospect, it wasn't the brightest move on my part.

Re: Filter captain_jtkirk June 21 2011, 01:42:56 UTC

Well yeah. Rule number one of space travel is get your own drinks.

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[private] scarlet_discord June 21 2011, 01:52:02 UTC

Okay, I'm not really holding any hard feelings, but...Scarlet Witch to Captain, come in Captain. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?

[private] captain_jtkirk June 21 2011, 02:13:57 UTC

Welcome to the Barge? [He has no excuses]

[private] scarlet_discord June 21 2011, 02:35:07 UTC

Mmmm...dammit...you didn't really do anything anyway.

Take me to the CES sometime and let me know the guy you actually are, and we'll call it even?

[private] captain_jtkirk June 21 2011, 02:39:39 UTC

Sounds like a plan. When are you free?

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buywithme June 21 2011, 02:14:57 UTC

Comrade! It's good to see you back in your normal shirt!

[...Because that was my genuine reaction to your icon (omg so colourful <3), and Prefect SHARED THE HAPPINESS.]

captain_jtkirk June 21 2011, 02:19:51 UTC

[GOLD IS HIS COLOR TRUFAX]

Thanks, Prefect. I'll try to wear it more often for you.

buywithme June 21 2011, 02:23:05 UTC

Thank you Comrade, that is very considerate of you.

[BEAUTIFUL SHINING GOLD]

So, you enjoyed the port? What were you doing for it?

captain_jtkirk June 21 2011, 02:41:08 UTC

Kidnapping and selling people. [I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH YOUR BARGE SISTER HOW COOL IS THAT]

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[Private] batmanschmatman June 21 2011, 02:34:20 UTC

Sorry I had to knock you out to do it.

[Private] captain_jtkirk June 21 2011, 02:42:58 UTC

My head still hurts.

[Private] batmanschmatman June 21 2011, 02:45:24 UTC

You need anything?

[Private] captain_jtkirk June 21 2011, 02:46:43 UTC

An ice pack and a neck massage?

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[Private] majorum_pride June 21 2011, 04:03:21 UTC

I will consider it a point in my favor if a flood ever makes me entirely out of sorts.

[Private] captain_jtkirk June 21 2011, 04:06:44 UTC

And why's that?

[Private] majorum_pride June 21 2011, 04:11:58 UTC

Considering the effects have ranged from me kicking someone in the head to writing a love letter to that same individual, it's hard to gauge what this ship will make someone do.

[Private] captain_jtkirk June 21 2011, 04:19:09 UTC

So where do I rank on that scale?

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