Comments | captain_jtkirk: .049 - I'm sorry for all of the privates

captain_jtkirk

.049 - I'm sorry for all of the privates

Oct 04, 2011 21:21

So I was thinking about it today. And I think that if we ever went to a planet of unicorns, that would be really cool.

Even if they won't come anywhere near me.

[Private to Dick]

You owe me being pathetic on your couch.

[Private to Shego]

CES?

[Private to Tosh]

I think we both need a drink.

i just want a unicorn, green people are fun, we're repressing this, why do i have to live on this crap boat, nice things are overrated

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[Private] batmanschmatman October 5 2011, 03:24:10 UTC

That I do. I'm around if you want to come over.

[SPAM] captain_jtkirk October 5 2011, 03:27:31 UTC

[Is that even a question.

Kirk is there, pounding on the door like five minutes later. This is serious business Dick. What if they all show up.]

[SPAM] batmanschmatman October 5 2011, 03:30:13 UTC

[Then we will deal with it when it happens. And the door is opening and Dick is peering at you with some pretty obvious concern, because srsly you're kind of weirding him out with this pounding and needing to be pathetic.]

Hey. What's wrong?

[SPAM] captain_jtkirk October 5 2011, 03:32:37 UTC

[I'm always pathetic. Fact.]

"I'm dying. Back home. And McCoy is here to save me from that."

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with_discipline October 5 2011, 03:27:51 UTC

Why wouldn't they come near you? [Are you drunk. :|]

captain_jtkirk October 5 2011, 03:29:02 UTC

[Maybe :|] Cause they only like pure virgins if Merlin's right.

with_discipline October 5 2011, 03:41:33 UTC

It would likely seem an empty planet to most. [cut that shit out. :|]

captain_jtkirk October 5 2011, 03:48:18 UTC

[Make me, Mom :|] Haters gonna hate, I guess.

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hourglass_twin October 5 2011, 03:36:37 UTC

They are beautiful, though I suspect they'd be seen more often if there was an entire planet of them. I'm not sure I could tolerate a planet filled with so much...goodness, though.

captain_jtkirk October 5 2011, 03:48:44 UTC

I think the goodness would be really uplifting.

hourglass_twin October 6 2011, 02:29:12 UTC

Perhaps...I don't know. It's been a while since I've been approached by one, and I wore the red robes then.

captain_jtkirk October 6 2011, 02:31:09 UTC

The what?

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notiaraincluded October 5 2011, 03:37:42 UTC

Unicorns? Really

captain_jtkirk October 5 2011, 03:48:52 UTC

Really.

notiaraincluded October 5 2011, 04:01:19 UTC

Knowing our luck, they'd be killer unicorns running around stabbing people.

captain_jtkirk October 5 2011, 04:14:56 UTC

I think I would laugh if someone was stabbed by unicorn horn.

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future_games October 5 2011, 03:54:07 UTC

...I feel like you've made this statement before.

captain_jtkirk October 5 2011, 03:57:58 UTC

It's been a while. I still mean it.

future_games October 5 2011, 04:01:57 UTC

Is this something you make an effort to mention every four months?

captain_jtkirk October 5 2011, 04:15:07 UTC

Does it bother you that much?

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