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Death Lunch
Yesterday I ate a whole chicken and half a loaf of bread flavoured with 2 hot hot chilli sauces (Econa west indian original HOT PEPPER SAUCE and Nandos eXtra hot peri peri sauce). Ray tried a little of one of the sauces on a shortbread biscuit and today complained of the worse ring burn of his life, pah! mortals ( Read more... ) -
My hair is massive
For some insane reason I can't even remember now I agreed a couple of months ago with the guys at work that I wouldn't cut my hair again till Christmas, it's now got to the in my eyes pissing me off no end stage, I think I might fail this challenge the desire to cut it is getting greater with every passing stab in the eyes.
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Drink!
Aha! got -
I won at scrabble
I kicked ass.
And..And..AND! I was playing left handed. -
Almost forgot!
The other weekend I roasted a whole pig again! oh yes, and it was good despite a near catastrophy with piggy deciding to get it's noggin too close to the fire and toasting up a bit... well a lot... but it just sealed the meat i say ( Read more... ) -
zing!
I snorted a line of crushed effervescent vitamin c tablet yesterday.
It hurts like hell, then you get an intense orangey taste at the back of the throat.
I don't recommend it. -
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hmm... not so bad
I feel a lot better today.
I bought 5 custard and 5 chocolate filled doughnuts this morning, when I was younger I believed custard doughnuts were a terrible idea and were just there for ginger people, but I've come to realise they are very tasty. -
bummed.
Totally. Sunshine is not fixing me, is as bad as ever.
Snooker tonight will make me feel better. Then I'll take those photos I promised an age ago.
