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Christmas Arrogance and Malevolence for All
Nobody is online because secretly, you're all religious nutsacks and I bet you are celebrating the birth of your messiah and wearing knitted sweaters whilst unpacking gifts with your families on a rug by a fireplace somewhere. Well I hope you carelessly allow a ribbon to fall into the fireplace when you ravage yet another perfectly packaged little ( Read more... ) -
Pinhead's Human Revealed
You may know what I look like, I've made photos epic enough, with me wearing a captain hat, too.
I find people are more threatened by unidentifiable jerks, so here, you may know what i look like.
But you will never know what i'm holding in my hand.
HEIL PINHEAD
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a dream of website obliteration
MySpace is an evil thing. Time goes in, empty flattery goes out. It's one giant, multinational bullshit generator. Once in a while you are able to use it to find an amazing person you wouldn't have encountered in person, but I feel I've found the best person on there already. I wish I could click a big delete button, kill the entire site ( Read more... ) -
Pinhead Notes Things Beyond Himself (read it, it's rare for him)
There is no direct translation of "ok" and "have fun" in Russian. Improper translations sound off, and even sexual at times. Basically there's no way of saying these things in Russian. At first I thought this was because in Russia nobody is ok, and nobody is having fun, so they wouldn't need corresponding words. I always remember it as a pretty ( Read more... ) -
conclusions from my 50 hour meth binge
- If ever you are in need of attention, cause unnecessary & provocative chaos. Attention is positively certain to ensue, though it is unlikely to be respectful and flattering attention. Don’t be phased, however, for this attention can be retaliated with more chaos, this time tailored to abuse those who provided attention. Once this gets underway, ( Read more... ) -
i demand that you read this in it's entirety
I bet you won't make it to the end.
An amalgamation of absurd thoughts & tangents
It's got interactive bits for all you chumps without attention spans. Let me know how far you managed to get.
You know, my first two words were "NO" and "gimme". It seems not much has changed since then, though my vocabulary has grown somewhat bigger. When reduced to ( Read more... ) -
The Basic Principles of Jerkness (a satire of human behaviour)
Being a Jerk can be incredibly fulfilling. By reading this article you are taking the first step to becoming a complete and utter Jerk with little or no regard for anyone but yourself. Upon completion of this basic training, you will be able to re-enter into society and “Jerk it up a notch” with your shameless egotistical behaviour. You will find ( Read more... )
