Caterpillar to butterfly

[captain_schmooz]

I have received new job offer in writing ................... 1 page of offer and 15 pages of confidentiality clauses and restraints of trade

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[dribs]

Woooo! Party! Woooo! New job! I wanna new job! Do they need a props comic?

And one day I wanna annoy you about shit, like IR reforms and government structuring, cuz I know how much people love talking about work after work :D

[captain_schmooz]

I will talk shit for as long as you refill my beer glass!

but...... beware the dark side of the force....... it cannot be a bar anywhere near trades hall or rabid retarded student unionists - I'd probably get lynched for having an opinion!

[dribs]

Ah the rabid retarded student unionists fulled be emotions, the 'common good' and the opportunity to seize power. Money did once grow on trees (via proxy), now it's made from plastic dumbarses!

I'm reading one of Mark Latham's book and it's good but I'm realizing the lack of political options with have in this country. You, me and visxera could invade Tasmania one day to set a minimalistic government, where our molested psyches could heal.

[captain_schmooz]

The best way to heal a molested psyche is with dodgem cars and moonshine! Of course we may have to dispose of some of that pesky pristine Tasmanian rainforest to clear space for the new 'Dodgem-Moonshine-Megaplex', but it would be worth it! AND we could cover the cost of the D-M-Megaplex by pulping all the rainforest and turning it into sticky notes!

Lame!

[yodasears]

Come to the Mercat tonight.
Be fuelled.
Any students know they're right next to that embodiment of capital enterprise, Vic Market.
BTW - TASMANIA!?!?!?!?
Let's take over that barren wasteland they call canberra - sure it's a dump, but once we established, we control va COUNTRY!!!
(Even tho I wasn't invited...)