Woohoo ( Read more... )

So today, they announced the annual pay increases and annual merit increases.
In the last 12 months the amount of effort I put in at work has roughly doubled. My results in Key areas have ALL improved dramatically.
So this time around I only get 2/3 the bonus I got last time?!?!?!
I don't understand it. Does anybody?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/5344892.stm

The Great Lady now has some appropriate props!!!
Just wondering if it has Kallisti already carved in it, or if we need to do that... Sounds like a job for NASA...

I gotta question for the panel ( Read more... )

You Are Batman
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So the vote failed; Pluto and Xena are not planets. They're dwarves. Has anyone told Snow White yet that Pluto and Xena are now dwarves ( Read more... )

“Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers’ hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules . . .”

From the "A Squeeze of the Hand" Chapter.

Thanks to Dribs for perverting my first day back at work...

Your Personality Is Like Acid
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Come on, its got Gate in the title, and some of us will never travel far enough to experience mall/hell ( Read more... )

More RAW inspired stuff, but not quoting now...

You are:
Asian
illiterate
malnourished
have 1.04 vaginas
have 0.96 testicles
live in substandard housing.

If the above is not a description of you, You are NOT an average, normal person; you are a FREAK!!! (No, not really, just not average and normal...)