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[captaindarkness]

Jean. Why haven't you been making me money so I can destroy human induviality and cause Third Impactbuy a second bananamobile? :|

Moving on, Rent for this month is free.

Thirdly, no more dueling in my courtyard. It makes my trees scared and I can't summon hell gods if they're scared.

Fourthly, Fujiwara, Professional Everything Doctor, is IN if

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[heroespink]

Bimbo stole my name, that's why.

[captaindarkness]

o.O ::Whump wump noise.::

[heroespink]

..what.

[captaindarkness]

...

Hmm.

I suppose we'll have to do tests.

[captaindarkness]

Type of agent.

How much ingest.

How much anti-aging.

[heroespink]

I had to go for a fucking month as a little brat, you aren't getting out of it.

[heroesheart]

Busy finding 67 loopholes in our contract.

You owe me 6000 dollars American.

[captaindarkness]

There are no loopholes.

[heroesheart]

Of course there are.

[captaindarkness]

No. You see. Loopholes mean I get to unexist you, erasing any memory you ever were, are, or will be. 8U

[yagokoro_eirin]

You?

Professional "Everything" Doctor?

Good god, I'm scared for the state of the College's students if you're what this city calls a professional.

[captaindarkness]

Doctor in the loosest of terms, Miss.

[yagokoro_eirin]

Loosest?!?!?!

Do you even know what the Oath of Hippocrates IS?!?!! @_o;

[captaindarkness]

Yes. I choose to ignore it.

[naturalsilence]

... Seriously? Freaking awesome!