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*So you're probably walking around going "Man people sure are doing stuff for charity like all the time, why don't they just buy people goats? JEEZE." and don't even notice that you just walked into a pole. Good job, fuckbag ( Read more... )

I blew up some robots and found out that Susan's motorcycle is made out of brooms.

... this is still the norm for here, right? It wasn't some... really weird out of nowhere thing? That'd be more worrying.

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Riding a D-wheel isn't as hard as I thought. It's turning it that is. And stopping it. And playing cards at all.

But at least riding it is easy.

Has anyone else ever felt like their entire life is one big X-Men joke?

So Susan got me a D-Wheel.

... I never even learned how to ride a bicycle. Umm.. c-can anyone help me learn how to ride this?

.... preferably in a way that won't leave me flying off of it and somehow not breaking my back whenever I try to turn?

I think I'm claustrophobic now.

.... if anyone needs me I'm going to take an entire bottle of aspirin and find the nearest biggest bathtub and take a bath for the rest of the day.

Has it been more than a week already? My, my. Time certainly flies. I suppose I should prepare to go back there.

But at this rate, maybe I never will. I'm sure the time stream won't notice some poor little seventeen year old crying in another future anyway.

*For some inane reason you're out on the streets on Christmas Eve. Awesome. Some chick just walked out of a clothing store being chased by a clerk. With a wave of her hand, the door slams shut on the poor man's face and she casually dumps what seems to be a pile of rags haphazardly sewn into the shape of clothing, and price tags into a nearby ( Read more... )

I found a way into the city without being shot by a million billion magical lasers!

... F-from the outside, anyway.

We'll be able to get in this Saturday. Who's all coming?