THE TROJANMAN ISA IDIOT AND HAS CAUSED MORE ABSTINENCE THAN THE POPE ( Read more... )

Fashion Trend of the Big Bootied Cavewoman and What you Can DO To Prevent It.




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RIP~~~~~~~~ Mitch Hedberg. Eff the Pope, did he ever make you laugh like Mitch? I thought not.

Awwww hallucinogens, gotta love them. Man, acid, shrooms, peyote, et cetera those are the real drugs man. The hippies most def knew what was up. That is until the ravers had to come around and fuck it all up with E. However through the evolution of drug history the acid got weaker and the pot got stronger. I wish Tim Leary would come out of ( Read more... )

Hollywood, you got to love it for turning the most complex plot into nothing but a five second fecal fest at the end. No matter how good the movie you always can see the ending a mile away. Shawshank Redemption, absolutely one of my favorite films, but who didn’t see that ending a mile away? Did anyone honestly think Tim Robbins ( Read more... )

WHY IF YOU NEIGHBOR MARRIES A PERSERVED GENITAL WART IT STILL DOESN’T CONCERN YOU. PARAMETERS FOR YOUR SELF RIGHTOUSNESS: LESSON 1.

Gay marriage, who cares? The Midwest I guess. I guess since we have moved on from interracial marriages we had to find something else to attack. This is the first lesson to forming parameters to your ( Read more... )

rIp~~Hunter S. Thompson.

After viewing both Olympics (the Greek and Mongoloid kinds) I am left with debating which of the two is more “special.” I mean the Special Olympics is pretty special cause everyone is fucking retarded in it. But the Greek Olympics are special because everyone in and outside of the event are even more retarded.  Honestly, how can ( Read more... )

Yes.

THE SMARTEST POLITICAL AGENDAS EVER DESIGNED TO NEVER PISS OFF ANYONE  AND HOW I WOULD USE THE OPPOSITE OF THEM TO MY BENEFIT.

I was realizing the other day that every political agenda designed is clearly nothing more than a game of grab ass with your aimed agenda. In the never ending question to gain majority approval the ( Read more... )