I've never realized [cough] how clean [cough] you keep this place, Ianto!

Where did all this dust come from anyway?

This is getting really ridiculous-- [Jack uncovers the Defabricator] Oh, hey! I forgot I had this for awhile.

I wonder if it still works. I'll turn it on, see how it g-- [bzzt]... The more hi-tech things get, the more particular ( Read more... )

[Jack is tapping his fingers against a desk. Obviously bothered]

You know, maybe I should have been a liiiiiiiiittle less reckless...

I hope-- Ah, nevermind.

Now, it's that time of year again. No, not steak and blowjob day. That's next month. Trust me, that day's marked on my calendar for the next 20 years. Valentine's day. For all of you who've never heard of it, it's the day de l'amour. Or as the French say, the day where every male who is not of French decent makes an absolute fool of himself trying ( Read more... )

( Jack doesn't think so. )

Dragons, huh?

Now that's something you don't see every day.

So, what would it take to subdue these babies and stop them from terrorizing a few peasants?

[Filter: Fay]

I need to talk to you.
[/Filter]

[Filter: Ianto Jones]

I can't find the games. Tonight felt like a monopoly night!
[/Filter]

[Jack is rocking on the balls of his feet, glancing around. Seems to just be doing... Nothing?]

You have a choice to make, right now.

One choice is: Great love. The greatest, heart filling, soul enriching, warm and fulfilling love that anyone has ever known. The downside, unfortunately, is that you will only have pleasant sex. Nothing kinky, earth shattering or special. Just…nice.

The other choice is: Great sex. Mind blowing, decadent, ( Read more... )

I need a drink...

Remind me why I volunteered to die over and over and over again...

Celebrate! Come on! The house arrest is over! And apparently, we can breathe outside again!

How the hell did they... What-- well. It's already impossible to die.

I might as well see what I can find.

Time for a little experiment.

Who's willing to look out their windows for me? I want to test something.

[Knocks on Fay's door, a bottle of champagne and two glasses held in his hands]