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[captainkaoru]

ATTENTION PEOPLE CURRENTLY ON THE S.S. HARUHI:

This is Hitachiin Kaoru, your captain speaking. I've appointed myself captain as I know this ship like the back of my hand and thus am the one most suited for the job.

A few things of note:1. Do not get too comfortable as I'm sure you'll be back with your normal crews on your normal tiny dirty ships

Comments

[daienkai_entei]

You don't have qualifications to make a good captain, kid. Leave it to those more experienced.

Brook is nakama, he's going back with Zoro and me.

And do you even know how to navigate on a regular ocean, much less the Grand Line?

[captainkaoru]

I do too. The ship will run fine with me in charge! And we HAVE to go get Hikaru! Right now he's probably on a row boat nearly dying in order to get to an island so I can pick him up!

Okay. I just want to know. Is the afro real?

That's what the navigator is for.

[daienkai_entei]

Hikaru's on a Marine ship. He's redesigning it to fit his tastes. He's just fine. Some brother you are, not even reading his entries.

Yes. The afro is real.

What navigator? Lucci? You'd be hard pressed to get him to do anything for you on a good day, much less when he's pissed off. He's a highly trained assassin. Don't piss him off.

[captainkaoru]

Of course I read his entries. How dare you suggest otherwise. I've talked to him and he's going to row a rowboat to the nearest island. GET WITH THE TIMES.

That's pretty cool. How is he alive again?

...A highly trained ASSASSIN?!

[indenturedhost]

Why is my room so special? Aya-san said she locked it already, anyway.

...Is he really a skeleton? I thought he was just a guy in a costume.

[captainkaoru]

I just don't want people going through your things and messing up your room!

He's REALLY a skeleton. It's awesome.

[indenturedhost]

I don't even have that much stuff. Thanks, though.

...How does he move around? Senpai seems to think it's black magic, but he didn't seem like an evil...talking skeleton.

[captainkaoru]

You're very welcome, Haruhi!

Apparently it's a devil's fruit. So he's not evil!

[noturmomma]

Captain you say. Well that certainly is interesting.

[captainkaoru]

Do you approve, Kyouya-senpai?

[mewantscookie]

WHAT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[captainkaoru]

Because you have eaten practically an entire year's supply of them yourself.

[mewantscookie]

But but-- it are delicious!!! We can makes more later!!!!!!!

[warriorothesea]

You can't keep Brook.

[captainkaoru]

I'm not going to.

[warriorothesea]

Okay, well...GOOD.