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[captainnick]

We here at Nick Enterprises are committed to providing our clients with the highest quality university boning experience. To this end, we have developed a special Boning Package for clients who spend too much time behind a computer and not enough rooting

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[lozenger8]

*signs up* what's the discount?

[captainnick]

The discount is calculated based on the size of the rootee pool. The bigger it is, the lower the discount.

Exact formula is (100 x (1 / rootee_pool_size))%

[leenielou]

Right...I guess there's a niche in that market...

But Nick Enterprises sounds kind of like Nickelodeon. I'd expect the Rugrats to turn up halfway through or something.

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[captainnick]

Please don't compare Nick Enterprises to those god-awful cartoons .. we specialise in products that either don't exist or are ludicrous or impractical. And software. We almost produced an operating system, Doors '96, that came close to dominating the market. We don't like being compared to crappy cartoons.

[raeredeyes]

*bows*

If i was a dude i would so be buying your product.

When are you opening your Femme line of stuff? I have money to burn... o.o

[captainnick]

Actually, this product is designed for both men and women. In fact, we believe that ladies will have even more luck with this product than gentlemen, as guys are more or less permanently horny anyway.

[lozenger8]

And women aren't? hahahahahaha...

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[captainnick]

Some might be, but I've never met any. The ones I talk to generally get defensive when I proposition them. That's why I've developed this product; to filter out the noise of those who are permanently frigid.

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[lozenger8]

LOL... I seee...