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Taking Steely Dan lyrics literally can get you killed
When Black Friday comes
I'll stand down by the door...
These shmaltzy feel-good Christmas stories rarely bring me cheer. But this one about a Walmart employee being trampled to death on Black Friday gave me a smile. -
Come for the fishin' stay for the rape.
My favorite comic goes multimedia on Caribou Barbie. -
My Mom's zinger
My Mom went into Washington Mutual the other day and asked the teller, "So what's going on with you guys? Are you going out of business?"
The teller responds, "Oh no, we are doing fine, in fact we just got new uniforms. Does that sound like a company that is going out of business... that they would get everybody new uniforms?" My Mom answers, "No ( Read more... ) -
As seen on TV, ~20 years ago
I found an old dusty videotape of the David Letterman show from 1989
and being a compulsive list maker, made a list of the commercials from that episode.
By the way, Guests were Paulina Porizkova and the Proclaimers. The Top Ten list was, "Things Eastern Airlines tells prospective pilots."
Commercials:
- Hersheys - Betty Boop, 3 Stooges and Howdy ( Read more... )
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At least he didn't say "No Pun Intended."
Far be it from me to make fun of a tragedy, oh wait, that is exactly me.
From CNN today:
An emotional Bob Murray, the CEO of mine owner Murray Energy Corp., told reporters Monday night that rescuers have "not left a stone unturned" in trying to find the missing miners.
Perhaps the most inappropriate use of a metaphor this year. -
A scrabble list. Why? That's Why!
Here is a useless list to study,inspired by having lost a game because
I did not see TYRANNY on a a rack of ?ANNRTY
How many Words can you find starting with Y and ending with Y? There are 25.
How many Bingos of length seven? Only 2.
How many of length 7-10? Just 10 to find.
If you are so inclined, how many of the 66 seven-letter bingos can you find ( Read more... )
