[Video Entry]

[captainpillows]

[The video clicks on and there's voices off screen, a bit hard to make out.]

Please don't make me do- no! Stop pushing! Please!

Come onnnnnnn.

Ugh.

[Finally, a jolly fat man in a red suit and hat sits down in front of the camera and waves. Those who know him well might realize that it's actually James, dressed as Santa Claus. He waves awkwardly and

Comments

[m0therlove]

What if you're Jewish, Santa?

[captainpillows]

Bring your yamaka.

[dontcallmeangus]

...I think it's "yarmulke."

[captainpillows]

... Yes that. Give me a break! Im a christmas figurehead after all!

[magichatsweeper]

A Christmas party? Gosh, that sounds fun!

[captainpillows]

Ho Ho- Huh?

You look familiar...

[magichatsweeper]

The name's Mickey! King Mickey Mouse!

[captainpillows]

Ho Ho Ho! For real? Santa is a big fan of yours!

[godamongmortals]

...what..?

Who are you?

[captainpillows]

Santa Claus!

[godamongmortals]

...Santa Claus? I afraid I can't say I've ever heard of you.

[captainpillows]

Christmas, you know. The holiday of kindness and giving? I travel all over the world and bring gifts to all the good boys and girls.

[voiceofserenity]

Er...Ja--

.....Santa. Oh. I think I got it...

It that what he looks like to you?

[captainpillows]

Why yes, of course, Kaylee.

[voiceofserenity]

Dun Che Lao Ren.

Ain't quite so...red, where I come from...

[captainpillows]

Hahaha. Oh? What does your Santa look like?

[harrynotmary]

[brb, Harry is chuckling behind a hand.]

[captainpillows]

Ho Ho Ho. Lets see, Harry. Your naughty v.s. nice deeds were very close this year. If you aren't nice you might get a lump of coal or some pasta in your socks.

[harrynotmary]

Ha ha ha! O-of course, I promise to be super nice, Mr. Claus.

Thank you for doing this.

[captainpillows]

Good, good. I have high expectations of you, Harold.

All in a day's work for Santa Claus. You might want to go check on Rion... I think he doesn't know it's me.