[Video Entry]

[captainpillows]

[The video clicks on and there's voices off screen, a bit hard to make out.]

Please don't make me do- no! Stop pushing! Please!

Come onnnnnnn.

Ugh.

[Finally, a jolly fat man in a red suit and hat sits down in front of the camera and waves. Those who know him well might realize that it's actually James, dressed as Santa Claus. He waves awkwardly and

Comments

[nomnomcookies]

SWEET STEEL PROTRACTORS IT'S SANTA CLAUS!!

...I-I mean, how do you do, sir?

[captainpillows]

Why hello there, son! What is your name?

[nomnomcookies]

It's me! It's Jeff Andonuts!

We left a big batch of cookies for you last year and I sort of ate most of them in the middle of the night hoping I could catch you and then I dozed off and I woke up and then ALL the cookies were gone and I didn't get to meet you but I'm. I'm really sorry about that, actually, but I truly really love cookies.

But I promise I've been very exceptionally good this year! I defeated many wicked foes, a source of evil, and made wonderful friends! S-sure, I ate Tony's birthday cookies, but I surely hope you can overlook that sort of thing, my good man!

[captainpillows]

Oh Ho ho! That's okay Jeff! By now, Santa is diabetic anyway. I only eat cookies with Splenda.

Well, it does sound like you are on my nice list! What do you want for Christmas?

He's totally winking at the computer

[triosshield]

Wow, Santa, I'm so glad you were able to make it! I'm sure all the kids will be really happy to see ya!

[captainpillows]

Why of course! You've been very nice this year, Mister Goof! What would you like for Christmas?

[triosshield]

Why thank you!

Well, if you have some to spare, I could use some mistletoe to help out Sora and Kairi some friends of mine...

[captainpillows]

Mistletoe! Got it!

[futurethug]

Santa? Who's that?

[captainpillows]

I bring presents to all the good boys and girls on Christmas, of course!

[gorgeousgiselle]

Oh my! How wonderful 8D

[captainpillows]

Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!

[gorgeousgiselle]

Merry Christmas to you, Santa! 8D

[killercutething]

Mya? Whazza Santa?

[captainpillows]

Ah-! What a cute little cat! What is your name?

[killercutething]

Chii!

[captainpillows]

Oh Ho! I see! And have you been a good little cat this year?