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CAPTAIN'S LOG. 06.

Sep 17, 2009 22:04

Stardate 2258.237. Have sent several communications to Starfleet Command to the effect that there are no easy or affordable sources of Dilithium from our current position, however we are yet to receive a reply. Our routine debriefings have also gone unanswered; Communications has been put on twenty-four hour alert, much to Lieutenant Uhura's ( Read more... )

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affirmative September 17 2009, 12:38:51 UTC

Perhaps in the future it would also be prudent to avoid establishments that attempt to extract monetary remuneration through one's knees.

captains September 17 2009, 12:51:07 UTC

Please, a bartender who doesn't keep a baseball bat or two-by-four behind the counter for that purpose isn't gonna be running a bar I want to visit.

affirmative September 17 2009, 13:00:55 UTC

Does a bartender's willingness for violent resolution have a correlation to the quality of beverages provided?

captains September 17 2009, 13:04:05 UTC

Nah, but it does have a correlation to the quality of fellow patrons. For a certain definition of quality.

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sarcasm_warrior September 17 2009, 12:59:08 UTC

Define spaceship.

captains September 17 2009, 13:05:59 UTC

Spaceship. Noun. A vehicle or craft used to propel objects and or occupants as it travels through space.

sarcasm_warrior September 17 2009, 13:09:29 UTC

Like space space?

captains September 17 2009, 13:19:46 UTC

Yeah, that stuff with all those twinkling little lights when it gets dark.

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slum_flower September 17 2009, 13:20:52 UTC

That sounds like fun.

captains September 17 2009, 13:25:06 UTC

I'd hope it would be. Fun is the watchword around here, after all.

slum_flower September 17 2009, 13:26:29 UTC

There was an aborted space mission by the company at home. It must be nice to see things from up there.

captains September 17 2009, 13:31:04 UTC

I'd say something world-weary about how it gets boring after a while? But seriously, nothing compares.

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thousandlakes September 17 2009, 14:53:35 UTC

Oh gosh please don't let America or Russia on board because you will never get them off.

captains September 19 2009, 13:17:27 UTC

I'd feel kinda bad if I wasn't nice to my country, y'know? Unpatriotic, old-fashioned as that phrase is. But uh I will keep your words in mind.

thousandlakes September 19 2009, 17:08:06 UTC

Especially not at the same time.

devilmythos September 17 2009, 15:06:55 UTC

Oh definitely interested, Captain. Sounds quite fascinating.

captains September 19 2009, 13:18:16 UTC

I'm glad, there seems to be a lotta interest. Penchant for space travel?