I recently conceived the idea to venture into the world of creative writing. Here is the result, a delightful pastiche of Victorian society in the same vein as Dickens and Bronte ( Read more... )

When I met my grandfather at the age of 8, it was astounding. He was funny, warm and affectionate. I suppose he felt as though he had to be, since my father abandoned me early on. Nevertheless, throughout my early life my granddad was an inspiration to me. He taught me critical thinking, manners, quiet speaking and when I should kiss my ass goodbye ( Read more... )

So today I was with my cousin and we stopped at DER WIENERSCHNITZEL in order to purchase some affordable edibles. I DISTINCTLY HEARD HER order a number 8 combo meal. That was for me. So what happens when we pull out of the drive-thru and I inspect the bag ( Read more... )

Naive Melody - Talking Heads ( Read more... )

Game Review Fun Time: "Sid Meier's Pirates ( Read more... )

*Time started: 11:49 p.m. PST ( Read more... )

Well, guess the fuck what? I had an appointment today, fer ta git muh wisdom tooth a-pullt out'n muh haid. I called ahead though, just to confirm. And it seems that somebody at Western Dental Services of Duarte, CA fiddled when they should have faddled and fucked the hell up, so my appointment has been rescheduled for May 10th. ISN'T THAT LOVELY? ( Read more... )

The best thing God ever did was convincing a bunch of lost Jews that he existed.

On Monday evening, my wisdom tooth started to give me some pain. I had an idea I should've had it out long ago, but I haven't got insurance. So I figured I'd tough it out, as I had before, and eventually the pain would go away ( Read more... )

In the wake of the recent death of Terry Schiavo, with the coinciding stupid-assed hysteria and wringing of hands over the right to die, I have decided to set forth here, in this very journal, my very own wishes for the disposition of myself should I ever fall into a persistent vegetative state in which I drool and roll my eyes and shit myself ( Read more... )