It's getting dark and I could really use some help looking for Timulty. Eagles would be perfect for this right? I mean, "eagle eyes" and all.

But no. Instead they are off taking bets on how long Theo will continue to beat me after I'm dead.

I tell them that thats NOT HELPING, but they only point out that no one has bet on 2 hr. and 43 min. so ( Read more... )

Oh, God ( Read more... )

I'm taking care of Timulty Fri as Thoeden is off to a wedding to get drunk, I assume.

The Kid said he'd love to take us sight seeing, and I can introduce her to the Warg. *Scowls at Warg* You better not try to eat her.

It should be fun.

This is what I got:

Thank you for visiting the Brand! You now have something horrible in Orcish tattooed on the back of your left hand.

How did it know?

Shagrat, the worried

This whole running secretary/personal assistant job is a lot more work that I thought it would be ( Read more... )

I head out into the woods on the simple mission to adapt one little Warg puppy, and end up coming back fives days later... Who would have thought that these mountains would be so hard to get around in?

BUT I did get a wonderful little Warg. He was a bit -- hesitant about coming with me, but a couple of pounds of wonderfully, tasty, spectacularly ( Read more... )

MEWT (My Ever-so Wonderful Therapist) is still MIA. If he did die, he should be back by now. No?

I'm really feeling the need for some therapy here. I mean, it's been weeks since my last session and I'm beginning to revert back to my wondrous, thrilling, blood-seeking unfortunate past ( Read more... )

You know, this glowing sword is really handy when I'm out at night... If I just need a little light I draw the sword and I can see. No messing with lanterns or flaming torches. And it's easily put out when I replace it in the scabbard.

Hmm... I wonder if there is a market for this sort of thing?

Well it seems that I was wrong, the Misty Mountains are still misplaced. That may explain why we are all still alive. And it would also explain the sounds of battle that seem to be coming from the surrounding area.

Ah, well.

I beseech thee, oh great and powerful Este. Be gentle with us poor and pitiful mortals on this pitiful piece of rock ( Read more... )

It is over isn't it?

I mean, are all you egomaniacs gods and demi-gods quite finished? I'm not sure I can take much more...

I hear that I missed out on one hell of a party by staying here... So I pass along belated condolences on your passing Queen Beruthiel and happy birthday to you, Elanor GamgeeThe Misty Mountain's fared well and we even ( Read more... )