The Head Honcho thinks that this is a better babysitter than I am.

FINE. I will just let all the little rugrats in her care and will go off and take care of all the other resort details that I had to ignore while playing mommy ( Read more... )

My boss (you know, the King of Eagles) thinks I'm insane. I really don't understand that. I just taught his children a harmless little song ( Read more... )

especially when I have the whip.

(((OOC: I'm not dead, but RL is being tenacious and won't let me play. However, in two weeks I will be better)))

Until then---

Nar Mat Kordh-Ishi

I am,

Shagrat, the reformed

All right! I have my web shooters made. I haven't quite managed to get the formula down right, yet. I can't always let go of it when I want to and doesn't seem to degrade as quickly as I would like. The maid refuses to clean my room, muttering something about "illicit affairs with Shelob" that I chose to ignore ( Read more... )

Being an Orc has its drawbacks. I've known this all my life. Employment opportunities were limited to "advanced ground troops" or "cannon fodder". Job contracts usually included the words "valid until death". Zip codes usually ended up being somewhere in Mirkwood, Mordor or the bowls of a mountain. All non-orcs (and more than half of the orcs ( Read more... )

Things to remember ( Read more... )

Well, it's Smurf (it's going to be a while for me to get used to calling Timulty that), me and the Warg going on a walkabout ( Read more... )

Ok, Timulty is a boy. That I can maybe handle. I decided that I couldn't keep calling herhim Timulty, so I've been calling him Smurf. I think that's what Theo called herhim back at the beginning. Once shehe changes back, I'll go back to calling her Timulty.

So, no problem there. No, my problem is The Warg. She is suddenly a he. You know, I ( Read more... )

It seems that there is a great deal of gender swapping going on here in Middle Earth. It doesn't seem to have traveled up here to The Resort, yet. Well, except for Timulty. Theo left her here when he turned into a ferret... or died... or turned into a woman... well, something happened to him ( Read more... )

The hardest part of training a Warg is knowing that she could eat you if she really wanted to ( Read more... )