Today I almost killed a power ranger. A little kid in complete red ranger garb jumped in front of my flatbed filled with 200 pounds of product. Scared the shit out of him. Oh and speaking of little kids, these two assholes were bowling huge playground balls at me and knocking shit over and I would have told them to leave but I never saw them again ( Read more... )

Saw Bjork in concert saturday night. Highlight of the evening was ghostdigital's finger-based representation of a conversation between the icelandic prime minister and the president of the US. It involved high pitched gibberish and rapidly moving his finger tips.

"They're not even speaking English!"

Starcraft 2 was officially announced. I can die a happy man now. Well, that might be jumping the gun. I'd like to play it before dying.

I like how I can't study for my final that I take in 7 hours because my parents cleaned my room without my authorization and now I can't find my Art History notes or textbook. Yay.

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This is probably the best thing to grace the internet. If it weren't so buggy and have such bad controls. Maybe. But I still dressed up as a pinata and got coworkers to beat me with a baseball bat so it still

I'm not sure if it's officially spring yet or not, but I already miss winter a lot. Spring kind of depresses me actually. If only because it reminds me of summer, which I hate. I should buy a summer home in Australia or New Zealand or something.

I've decided what the worst thing ever is. It's when little boys do that sports commentator/athlete/game winning basket with only seconds left on the clock roleplay thing. I'm commonly stationed across from the sporting goods stuff in Target and I hear it all the fucking time. It makes my blood boil, holy shit. Generally, I can tolerate kids, but ( Read more... )

So my math teacher decided to derail our class into political ramblings early yesterday. Within 10 minutes of class start he was going on and on about illegal immigrants and how they're ruining our country and then without a hint of irony, he gives his support to the 50,000 illegal Irish immigrants living in the country, after someone mentioned ( Read more... )

Today when I was on my way to the grocery store, two chubby white kids aged maybe 13 flashed their (presumably) fake gun at me (it looked real, I'm guessing it was an airsoft gun or something though). It was cute. I shot them one of my "you're stupid" smiles and drove away. They didn't shoot at me ( Read more... )