I had Segway training last night. I've been trying to avoid this at all costs. We have enough trouble getting respect as mall security guards without the fucking bike helmets we have to wear. The helmets suck, but I found out I can buy one of my own and weat that. I'm going to try to find an old time motorcycle helmet. One of those black scull ( Read more... )

I have a superiority complex. I seem to think I am better than everyone else. I drive better. I have better taste in movies and music. I have more common fucking sense. I'm more considerate. I'm smarter. I'm funnier. I have more to offer the world ( Read more... )

Zombies ( Read more... )

I used to have a lot of nightmares when I was younger. People or things chasing me, and things of that nature. I would always wake up all freaked out because I just could not get away from whatever it was. Some of you who know me have been told that I don't have these kind of nightmares anymore. At some point in my life things changed and when ( Read more... )

When I was in high school I had really bad road rage. I thought anyone going slower than me was a moron, and anyone going faster than me was too dangerous to be on the road. Anyone going faster than me or the same speed as me was a danger to anyone else on the road, but I didn't see myself as a problem at the time. As I grew up I grew out of ( Read more... )

Many times over my few years, I have reached my unprotected hand into the flames. Always because I have thought there was something beyond the flames that I wanted. Always because I thought the pain would be worth the prize. So far, I've been wrong every time. There have been times that the prize has been reached so many times there is little ( Read more... )

I get so bored working at the mall. I was out driving around in the vehicle for 3 hours tonight. We're not allowed to listen to the radio and I don't (sometimes). But I've noticed that when the radio isn't playing I start singing. Not songs that anyone has ever heard before either. Just random shit that I make up. I think I'm nuts.

So last night I'm walking around the mall at about 2 in the morning listening to Humphrey (my iPod) on random and he decides to play Small Town by John "Cougar" Mellencamp. I enjoyed it. Then it got me to thinking about life and how you really don't need to go far from home to make something of yourself. Then I thought about how I was taking ( Read more... )

I was driving around last night in the mall parking lot. Doing my normal patrol thing. Watching for anything unusual and just being observant in general. Then I see this little orange kitten running across the parking lot. I've seen him and another black and white cat a few times at night. I even left them some cat food one night. So tonight ( Read more... )

So I'm going back to school. I'm going to get my EMT certificate. And I'm going to get a degree in Political Science. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with this degree, but I'm going to go into it with an open mind. I know very little about politics and government beyond what they taught us in high school. I have always gotten worked up over ( Read more... )