a comment made to me by my friend's ex-fiancé:

[carabiner]

"You're a cripple because God's punishing you."

I do not take it kindly being a) referred to as a "cripple" or b) the statement that I'm being "punished."

I think that qualifies for a foot up the ass to the idiot.

Comments

for the greater good...

[thesnowman]

I volunteer my foot, but reserve the right to do so from a running start.

[murgee]

What a jackass. Use a crampon when you do it.

[serennig]

I've said this before, but. *Bastard*

It just knocks me speechless otherwise. Bastard.

[dangerous_beans]

Is it possible to take a running start with crampons? 'Cause those two suggestions were good!

He's not worth the slime on slugs Gorgeous, and his mother was a hamster. So there.

hmmmm....

[thesnowman]

I could try and report on the result, I suppose. :P

[tomoyo_chan]

but hamsters are cute, and despite the fact that it was a good monty python reference, let's say his mother was a warthog or something. he doesn't deserve a cute hamster lineage.

Re:

[dangerous_beans]

How's 'Warthog faced buffoon' sound?

Gads!

[simusid]

Take the numerical amount of stupidity in that sentence and divide it by the number of words...nearly infinite. Caution! the Universe might begin to implode if you get too near it!

The boundless insensitivity of overtly religious people (note I would ordinarily say "well meaning people" but obviously that doesn't apply here) astounds me.

Now, give me his Lat/Lon and I can take care of him :)

Re: Gads!

[thesnowman]

I bow before your clearly superior somewhat leet anti-moron capabilities.

Re: Gads!

[simusid]

Eeeep!

I hope it was patently obvious that my reply was to the original stupid comment by the ex-fiance, and not *your* (non-stupid) one!!!

Re: Gads!

[thesnowman]

quite clear :)

however, a sub-launched tomahawk is far more impressive than any variant of the snowkick(tm) ;)