I have spent the last several years trying to figure out my damn password. Turns out it wasn't as tricky as I thought...or I wasn't as drunk as I needed to be to remember it ( Read more... )

My uncle sent this to me and I laughed so hard that I had to share it. My coworkers didn't appreciate it as much I hope y'all will ( Read more... )

Friday after work I went back to my car at the park and ride at Monroe and Congress only to find that someone had broken into it, stolen the faceplate off my stereo, destroyed the rest of my stereo while attempting (and failing) to steal it, and stole a pack of cigarettes out of the glove box. Considering that they didn't touch my cds or anything ( Read more... )

Dear Girly-Girl Friends,

Please help me find a hot little number to wear to Rebekah and Michelle's weddings. I don't know the first place to look. Please suggest awesome websites and stores to go to for reasonably priced dresses.

Thanks,
Fashion Retard
aka: Em

So I need a new car.

I want one of the following:

Honda Civic Hatchback
Subaru Outback Sport (or any Subaru wagon)
Saturn SL2 like my old one or a wagon

If you know of anyone with one of the above from the mid to late 90s for under $5000, please let me know.

I am desperately searching for a new stable to move my horse to, but am having a hard time finding a place I can afford. If you know of anyone who has a horse, please put them me touch with them to help me find a place to move my horse to ( Read more... )

Post a memory of me in the comments. It can be anything you want.
Then post this to your journal and see what people remember of you.

CUCARACHA DOMINO NIGHT
STARTS NEXT
TUESDAY, MARCH 23RD, 6:30PM @ CUCARACHA!

SIGN UP AT THE BAR OR EMAIL ME YOUR CONTACT INFO @ CARBONROBOT@HOTMAIL.COM

BE READY TO DEVOTE 4 CONSECUTIVE TUESDAYS TO THE TOURNAMENT...IF YOU'RE DECENT ENOUGH TO STAY IN THE RUNNING THAT LONG.

BRING A SET OF DOMINOES AND A PARTNER.

HAVE AN EXTRA $5 WITH YOU. NO REASON ( Read more... )

Please help catch these guys ( Read more... )

RULES:
1. Put your birth month in an entry.
2. Strike out anything that doesn't apply to you.
3. Bold the four that best apply to you.
4. Put all twelve months under a livejournal cut.

FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. ( Read more... )