i think i have a pretty too crucial headache.

hot 97? will you help me get through today?
hot 97? will you help me get through life?
heaaaaavy hittazzzzzsuckaaazzzz

IM THE SUCKA CLEARLY AND FRANKLY AND ONLY AND WHOLLY

the medical director yelled at me for putting the brownies on top of the cake during the celebration for january birthdays. i'm the asshole. look at me. i'm the asshole.


( Read more... )

( Read more... )

I SURVIVED THE TRANSIT STRIKE BECAUSE I HAVE A CAR!!!!!
I THINK I'M GOING TO HIBERNATE THROUGH NEWYEARS/MY BDAY.

PEACE IN THE EAST
TOO MANY HOT APPLE CIDERS WITH RUM ON A THURSDAY
I LOVE MY FRIEND SABRINA

on my way back from purchasing some BABKA!! from the polish babkerie, a commercial van drove by and the driver yelled something -- i'm pretty sure--- no, maybe positive it was "YOURE GONNA HAVE A BABY!!" i mean maybe it was like "HEY PRETTY MAMA BABY" (except that i look really gross always) but in my pre-caffeinated state, it could've really been ( Read more... )

DUDE THERE IS NO HEAT IN THIS OFFICE BUILDING
AND WHEN THERE IS NO HEAT IN THIS OFFICE BUILDING
PRODUCTIVITY GOES DOWN!!!

THERE WILL BE CAKE TO CELEBRATE DECEMBER BIRTHDAYS
ice cold!!!

WELL THE GIRLS IN GROUP 2 REALLY PROVED THEMSELVES LAST NIGHT AND OBVIUOSLY IM TaLKING SPECIFICALLY AND ONLY ABOUT MAKING THE BAND 3. you dont have to show skin to win ( Read more... )

my dad put me on his cosco membership, because like, if i ever need anything in bulk he wants me to be able to have access to shit in bulk. i mean, i have to pay for the stuff in bulk - but now i have access to whatever it is i need... in bulk. so if you guys need like 600 reams of paper but you don't really know where to procure said paper at ( Read more... )

"if i had any special power / superhero power - it would be to have really powerful magnets at the ends of my fingers... really powerful bone magnets that rips the bones from out of your body so that your skin falls loose to the ground ( Read more... )

WHITEHOUSE @ ROTHKO TONIGHT SANS EARPLUGS AND/OR SLEEP. MISTAKE!!
I FINALLY FULFILLED MY FANTASIES OF HAVING TWO MIDDLE-AGED BRITISH MEN CALL ME A CUNT IN FRONT OF A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE. <333