Midgar Calling
Things are going swimmingly over here in Midgar. I certainly miss home, but being over here reminds me of my time in England, so it's not all bad. Work is steady now that I've established a good clientele, so I've been busy. It seems pocket-watches are also in fashion again up on the Plate, and while I've only had two commissions so far, I can
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God, I feel like a school girl spazzing over kittens with these little ones. X_X
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Uh... wow, and you were complaining about a boobie-shot with a nursing baby attached? Geeze!
In regards to the lipstick issue- dish soap, after a good soaking of a quality hair spray. And don't worry, it will be off in a day or so- your body produces and sheds about half a pound of cells a day. It'll flake off, if nothing else.
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Don't feel bad about it. I get like that, too.
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Miss Aeris remained fully clothed, Xig. I haven't gone nearly that far yet.
And I already feel like Larxene could happily rip my limbs off one by one and beat me to death with them, I don't need a concrete reason for her to do so.
Dish soap and hair spray? I'll have to try that. At least I won't smell like Mrs Elmyra's cold cream any more.
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So, she's the one that raped you? :P
Dude, that woman doesn't NEED a reason to rip you to shreds. She'll do it when she damned well pleases, and that will be reason enough. And that will hold up in court!
Hair spray first, and dish soap afterwards. Dawn, honestly. Works the best. Or duct tape! :D
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I've double-checked the tickets, and the earliest I can return is the 28th. I'll be sure to visit, because I owe you a celebration, and you owe me time with the little ones. And yes, apparently, just having the accent makes me sound more educated. People will hire British people to be nannies just so their children will pick up the accent.
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I wouldn't call it "rape" at all, but yes. Miss Aeris does tend to start things.
Oh dear. I'm genuinely fearing for my life right now, Xig.
If you think, even for a moment, that I am getting duct tape in my beard again, think again.
I will try the soap/hairspray combination, though, next time she decides to "attack" me.
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A. Things have changed since your day at the high school.
B. He's biding his time for a long weekend.
C. There's a girl.
Everyone holding up okay over on your end?
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Any of those do seem quite possible. It has been a decade since I was in school, after all, and there could quite possibly be a girl. His father was quite the charmer in his day, but you don't need me to tell you that.
Everyone's doing fine, yes. Mrs Elmyra's mako poisoning is getting better every day, and Miss Aeris is doing quite well, also. My back is starting to act up again, but that's probably just from sleeping on the sofa.
Have you decided on a name for the littlest one yet?
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I'm glad to hear that everyone is doing well. Perhaps something a little more comfortable than the couch is in order before you completely murder your back?
No, no names yet. We've talked over a few, but nothing seems to stick. We have plenty of time to think of one though.
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Oh, no. No, no, no. There are only two beds in the house, and I'm certainly not going to sleep in either one. Miss Aeris has a salve for my back that works wonders, and as long as I put it on nightly, I'm mostly fine.
You do, yes. She's not due until...April, is it?
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