god didn't give you a pony because he's working diligently on solving the problem of his own existence. God says "without faith i do not exist" man says "how can i beleive in something that's i can't see?" god says "look at the existence of duct tape. you don't think you came up with something that useful on your own do you?" man says "well, no, but proof of a thing negates simple belief. without simple belief, you don't exist." god says "oh i hadn't thought of that" and disappears with a small *pop*. man, emboldened by his success, goes on to prove that red is really green and gets himself killed at the next traffic crossing. So you see, if god is working on metaphysical problems of such magnitude, don't you think it's a bit shirty of you to demand a pony? next thing you know people will be clamoring for world peace and an end to pollution and THEN where will we be?
Heh, that makes no sense, since: a) God is omniscient, thus it would be contradictory for It to be pondering anything; It should already know it. b) God is supposed to be able to do everything and anything all at once.
But oh well, it was still pretty clever, however I can't add you in gratitude for it since you're already on my list.
what? nobody said i had to make sense! that is not a prerequisite of pouring out your inane inner monologue onto the net for any and all to see! besides, i was always the kid who got in trouble at sunday school for asking things like "where does god go to the bathroom?" and "why did god make something as completely horrid and useless as mosquitoes?"... i'm sure someday i'll be struck down by a fiery bolt from the heavens, but until then i'll continue making as much or as little sense as i feel like making... (:
Hi. You look interesting, and I would very much like to be added to your journal. If you do, I will give you a blowjob or something, provided you so desire one. Crude and blatant I know, but you did suggest the offer as a means to entering the friends only land.
The meaning of life is simple. Sleep. you already have your pony. god just put it in your heart, can't you hear the whinny
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Well, I actually tried to give you a pony... but the problem was.. well, those darn kids stole it from me and killed it before I got a chance to bring it to you... And that's why the other kids are laughing, because the poor pony has been put into a plastic garbage bag and dumped off the side of the bridge....
I guess I could grant you sexual favors, since the pony thing didn't work out too well... :D
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But oh well, it was still pretty clever, however I can't add you in gratitude for it since you're already on my list.
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The meaning of life is simple. Sleep.
you already have your pony. god just put it in your heart, can't you hear the whinny ( ... )
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ha! that's absolutely fantastic.
you're added.
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Oh, I'm God.
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You should prove it by giving me that pony.
You're added though...on faith I suppose.
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Your pony...is...uh...it looked delicious! I couldn't help myself! -chews on piece of pony-
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I guess I could grant you sexual favors, since the pony thing didn't work out too well... :D
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added.
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