Okay the pony question is super hard. The burning sensation, like the mystery of the sphynx. The other kids are laughing because they are scared. I would absolutely give you a pony, but beware of Greeks bearing gifts. As far as the shirt, well you make the shirt look fat, now how about that? :) Now for the easy part, the meaning of life is a big fat bowl of cheese grits, two eggs over easy. Mix them both together with lots of black pepper and consume immediately. Such bliss! Consume and Digest! However, this meaning is closely followed by the even funnier idea of going to furniture stores to play hide and seek. I may have to rethink my entire life philosophy.
a) Her name is Michelle, she lives on 42nd street and does a tap dance routine with balloons. b) God might not like you. Or God might just not WANT you to have a pony. c) Don't know, but penicillin may help. d) hint: It's never with you. e) Who am I to go against the will of God? f) No, but the pants make your ass huge.
1) The meaning of life is to be seen as fuckable 2) God is dead 3) I think ponies are in glue, right? 4) They're slime 5) I have puppies I'm getting rid of 6) No.
the meaning of life is that life is the meaning god didn't give you a pony because they are too much work anyways the burning sensation probably means you left it on too long the kids are laughing at a lame joke their cousin told them i will definitely not give you a pony and no, that shirt doesn't make you look fat, but i still prefer the polka dot one.
the meaning of life is to hump small balloons and by small balloons I am reffering to myself. God did give you a pony, you just can't see it because it's always behind you. The burning sensation is caused by small micro-oganisms trying to break through the skin to eat the pony standing behind you. Umm... I have not clue what you are talking about. Those kids aren't laughing. They are just sitting on the floor...dead... Maybe for my birthday I will give you a pony and by pony I mean wild hot sex. And finally yes thatshirt makes you looks hideously fat
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b) God might not like you. Or God might just not WANT you to have a pony.
c) Don't know, but penicillin may help.
d) hint: It's never with you.
e) Who am I to go against the will of God?
f) No, but the pants make your ass huge.
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good to see another person with an appreciation for samurais and b33r
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1) The meaning of life is to be seen as fuckable
2) God is dead
3) I think ponies are in glue, right?
4) They're slime
5) I have puppies I'm getting rid of
6) No.
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it's like we've been friends for years...or something.
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god didn't give you a pony because they are too much work anyways
the burning sensation probably means you left it on too long
the kids are laughing at a lame joke their cousin told them
i will definitely not give you a pony
and no, that shirt doesn't make you look fat, but i still prefer the polka dot one.
ermm... yay for fellow pensacolians?
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God did give you a pony, you just can't see it because it's always behind you.
The burning sensation is caused by small micro-oganisms trying to break through the skin to eat the pony standing behind you.
Umm... I have not clue what you are talking about. Those kids aren't laughing. They are just sitting on the floor...dead...
Maybe for my birthday I will give you a pony and by pony I mean wild hot sex.
And finally yes thatshirt makes you looks hideously fat
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