If we post this link, we are promised oral sex from a stuffed moose. If you vote, we get more oral sex from a stuffed moose.
Hey, we'll take it!
Vote Bradwinkle for Vice-President, or the terrorists win.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/allah_sulu/273647.html
carl_and_bob
Sep 18, 2004 10:05
Wow. It seems that so many of our kind have met their fates trying to cross the street, for nothing more than some food. Jeez, all I can say is...
LEARN TO RUN, ASSHOLES!!!!! HAAAHAHHAHAHAAHAAAAA!!!!
Hey, why did the squirrel cross the road?
We'll never know, because none have made it that far!!!!!!!HAAAHAAAHAAAAAHHAHAHA!!!!
carl_and_bob
Jun 30, 2004 06:39
Check out the new icon!!!
Massachusetts is for Nut-lovers!
carl_and_bob
Jun 26, 2004 18:20
We're back from vacation!!!!
We have pictures to post soon, so stay tuned!!!
WE GOT LAID!!!! We nibbled on exotic nuts!!!
carl_and_bob
Jun 09, 2004 18:14
These two squirrels decide that they're going to knock over a fruit stand, so one day they ran right over to one and knocked it over! There was fruit everywhere!
Thank you! I got a million of em'!
carl_and_bob
Jun 03, 2004 23:36
Sorry for the lack of updates. Bob and I are on vacation. We're taking a trip of the M+M Mars factory, where they make Almond Joy bars. Our favorite!
ps. humans suck