I have a corneal ulcer in my right eye that lead to a nasty infection due to the extended wear of my contact lense. The extended wear that my eye doctor assured me was okay to do. I see a lawsuit coming out of this once my eye is no longer in pain, sensitive to light, puffy and bright red. Also, I've never been more disinterested in becoming a ( Read more... )

Yesterday morning I dusted fake plants for a rich woman at 8 a.m., this morning I took a walk for bankers club vodka and had it stashed in my purse at 10 a.m. At least I'm not sleeping until 3 in the afternoon anymore, right?

I took a shower today then realized that I had no where to go. Thus my walk around oakland to find the treasure picking old man in the garbage, the break dancers, and the creepsters hitting on young coeds. Weird part of the night was when I kept seeing the cute guy from rite aid who is actually my neighbor and I couldn't make the impression I ( Read more... )

I haven't posted in ages but I remembered this afternoon the time that I thought my life would make a hilarious memoir. Today the dishwasher told me he liked my earrings and that they reminded him of Lay's potato chips and I got subway for .52 from Nikki's friend who also let me smoke a lot of his pot the other day. Ri-fucking-diculus. Now I'm ( Read more... )

i'm an emotional wreck and i need help.

I woke up at 8 this morning to the feeling of sheer terror that I was going to be late for work just as I was being attacked by the zombies. Yes, zombies. I dreamt that I was driving through Georgia with friends just as the zombies were attacking and as the only humans left in the city we took shelter in the best place possible, a grocery store. I ( Read more... )

On Monday night I decided that it was important to go to North Oakland at ten oclock at night to drink and play N64. After about 7 shots of apricot brandy, Paige bursts into Dave's room to inform the four of us that christian scientists, like the religion of scientology, had brought the ICH house a large box of pastries from Panera or some bakery ( Read more... )

lets start this post off by letting you all know that i am nude, in my bed, listening to the bounching souls with a towel around my wet hair because i don't give a damn this afternoon and i don't have to be at work for another 3 hours ( Read more... )

I'm sure that I have not updated my memoir and silly life events because I have been exhausted. And from exhaustion stems many great stories ( Read more... )

I've been really domestic and studious lately. I sit for hours reading books and typing my assignments and when I'm not studying and trying to bring up my GPA I am trying to plan trips, making grocery lists, cleaning, or doing the laundry. I can't stand things on the floor or dirt, except the dishes, I normally let those go until I can smell them ( Read more... )