Below is a list of 100 things that every good omnivore should have tried at least once in their life. The list includes fine food, strange food, everyday food and even some pretty bad food - but a good omnivore should really try it all. Don’t worry if you haven’t, mind you; neither have I, though I’ll be sure to work on it. Don’t worry if you don’t ( Read more... )

some things really make you have a strong appreciation for life, like, the one day you wake up and realize that britney spears is going to be 27 and it's all going to end soon. it really instills a sense of how delicate life is in the scheme of things.

I have a brunch blog now and you should read it and make everyone else read it:

http://chicagobrunchblog.wordpress.com

Chicago's unemployment rate is now up to 7.5%! Go Chicago!

I have something to confess, dear diary. Proud? Uncertain. But three bugs died by my hand last night. The first: a large fly. We played cat and mouse until I triumphantly squashed the opponent with a nearby dollar store notepad (a Christmas-themed dog). A wave of relief and joy for the success of the battle, yet sadness for the fallen hero ( Read more... )

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zk is apparently bankrupt and has probably known for awhile but didn't tell any of us. i came home this evening drunk and noel called me and let me know i shouldn't come in to work tomorrow. i'm getting half my paycheck. hopefully i'll get the rest. na na na time to find a jobbbbb.

My DIY article on finding cheap furnishings is up:

http://venuszine.com/articles/diy/features/3476/Dirt_Cheap_Digs

sinem purchased me an electric toothbrush. i've never used an electric toothbrush, so i'm kind of scared. tonight, i'm going to give it a whirl or whiz or buzz. also, i'm going to start flossing more. i noticed that there is a lot of shit that stays in between your teeth. it's gross ( Read more... )

yesterday, i vomited all day and overdosed on golden girls. my mommy came over and took care of me and brought me things to make me feel better. the first image i had of her walking through the door was wearing a surgical mask because she didn't want to get sick. if you ever wonder why i am the way i am, just remember that's where i came from.