i acted impulsively and packed away my winter clothes in a box to put in the attic. it is currently 48 degrees and raining.

while waiting for our huevos rancheros, we quizzed each other with the five trivial pursuit cards left at our table ( Read more... )

i think there's something wrong with me because i'm always bleeding. maybe there's something right in that. but my hands--particularly the right hand--is prone to splitting open and clotting blood just at the joints of the index and middle fingers, often during really inappropriate times such as giving back change to a customer, or when talking to ( Read more... )

t9 has ruined my life. i am officially a creep.

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somehow i've been watching a lot of tv politics the past couple of days. it began when i realized that my cable capacities extended past abc, nbc, cbs, upn, and telenovelas about wet nurses in the renaissance. then, i was a weary-eyed captive in two airports, where my only source of entertainment consisted of my i-pod, trying to focus in on the new ( Read more... )

heroin johnny called me today. i wasn't expecting his call, so i answered the phone. he called to tell me he was moving tomorrow and that he was glad to have met me. i didn't even know what to say.

being that i haven't traveled in about a year, i'm half-excited/half-scared shitless about doing what i dub "Grillin' USA" stint. basically, i'm getting paid to fly to new jersey to grill at a couple of home depots on this new infrared grill. then, i will drive with whoever i am being paired with to oklahoma and arkansas to do a couple more ( Read more... )

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