( Chapter Three, or I'm On A Boat )

So this took...a lot longer than I intended it to. There are a lot of reasons for that, things I'm not going to get into, but even though it's been a lot of frustrating back and forth and deleting and rewriting, I kept plugging away at it because I guess I'm Sisyphus or something. Probably anyone that was actually curious about this has long ( Read more... )

So I've been watching these Vampire Academy trailers for weeks and thinking to myself that I must be missing something.

Tonight, I looked up from my Kindle at just the right time to see one where it says, "From the director of Mean Girls."

Oh. Now it all makes sense ( Read more... )

So. The last few months have been an endless tide of blank character sheets, blank word documents, and increasing depression at my inability to fill them up. Largely to prove to myself I still can do anything creatively, I did this reinvention of an old OC from a roleplaying game. I guess I'm posting it because whether it's good or not, it's ( Read more... )

So. I haven't used this thing in awhile, but the time has come that I have something to stream of consciousness at and have nowhere else to do it. Feel free to disregard.

( Mass Effect 3: The Endening )

Alright. Anyone who can direct me to some adult!Corey Feldman icons, especially but not necessarily from one of the two Lost Boys sequels, will get my firstborn child.*

*Offer void if no firstborn child is ever conceived.

( GIANT FLAMING SPOILERS FOR DRAGON AGE 2 SO DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT CLICKING THIS IF YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY IT OR HAVE NOT BEATEN IT YET. )

So The Lost Boys was on G4 earlier today.

(There is a point to this. Bear with me, folks.)

I have realized that grandpa in that movie is a total dick. Yes, I know he is consistently awesome throughout the whole movie. Yes, I know he kills the master vampire by driving his car straight into the house and impaling the guy on a giant sharpened ( Read more... )

So some of you know that NBC is doing a Wonder Woman show. A picture of the costume was released a little bit ago, and I suppose it would work if Wonder Woman was a hooker. Click here to see what I mean. There was an uproar when this picture came out because it is absolutely the most horrible thing anyone has ever seen. The costumes in Mortal ( Read more... )

So, since it's the night before my birthday, I'm bored, and I haven't used any of this social networking crap in a long time, some updates. (Mostly because I'm bored ( Read more... )