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I HAVE RETURNED
Hey, yea so, i cant fucking believe im back, typing into this chaotic chamber you all call livejournal. it has been over a year since i last placed an array of bullshit to bombard your eyes. most of you, if not all of you probably dont even remember who the hell i am. that sucks foryou and if you dont remember what i brought to this shit ( Read more... ) -
Aural Secretion
It has been quite sometime since i last updated this tranquil quill of vomit. "Yes it has been, but why update today paul?" you ask. It is 1 in the morning and i have just returned from teh House of Blues in Orlando from an extremely insane concert. Evergrey, Children of Bodom, and Iced Earth are the metal monsters i witnessed upon the stage. ( Read more... ) -
Venturers Side-Pad
Upon the rising of the sun tomorrow, March 27th 2004, i shall venture off away from my abode here in Orlando for the weekend. I am traveling with two companions of mine, Jamie Quaid and Surachai Krillsavior, to Tallahassee to see a magical performance of the fine arts. So far i have prepared my Birken-Fleet speedo with the Ultimate Kovas Crest ( Read more... ) -
True story from the heart
The new month brings with it a new entry within the catacombs of what you "people" call "livejournal" and what i like to call "Blatant Necrophiliatic Colonoscopies". This of which brings me to my topic. Just the other day, while being griped in a robotic state in class,a few colleagues and I overheard a young lady over yonder in our classroom ( Read more... ) -
Entries from the Blissful Cavern of Gilbertress
I know what such piercing sounds feel like when they strike your ear drum, for if you hear it you will go deaf. I have heard it myself. If you see it you wil go blind. I have seen it myself. Many told me not to enter the foreboding rapture which hold the entity of you life, but i did so anyways. As i entered with my Trojan protector, i was ( Read more... ) -
surprise.........
i have come to realize that we as humans, have about 8 and a half years to live before we are all deceased. thats right kids, that means party harder and have more random sex with humans/animals/stone statues or whatever tingles your sausage or clammy. now you ask, how do i know this?? the first thing that may come to mind is that the aztecs of ( Read more... ) -
Experienced Lips
Hello vaginas and dicks. As you can see i have a new icon. My good friend Sandro-Dookie was exploring one of his favorite web abodes, rotten.com, when he encountered a picture of a mature(old as fuck) lady naked, and spreading her vaginal lips. I expressed to sandro how this would make a splendid icon and he agreed, but refused to use, so i went ( Read more... ) -
Indeed (fuck balls)
Remember kids, this is Paul. Put me on your list. Narf schna tits. I recently purchased the original Slayer Reign in Blood album and listening to it makes me ponder about the various ways to disassemble the limbs of emo kids around the world. Perhaps also choking them with fecal matter would prove worthy enough of its waste of minute sin my ( Read more... ) -
Birth through the anal orifice...
This is my first posting in a live journal. I have entered the putrid world that many impotent sausage fire use as their abode. Not all are this grotesque immersion of crap, blood, and semen, but for those who are, you are all a Carnal Stool Orgy.