To alls my russian fans; Russians, you best goes away now. My livejournal is about my Important C-Store Management Documentins and for documentation of my Walk Thrus, nots for you to be postin' all over it about your ли картриджи к printer cartridges, because if you knew me, you's know that when I want to print an important document, I cry tears ( Read more... )

Am I still in employment at the UIC C-Store Convenience Stores Retail Operations Manager Retail Operations UIC C-Store?  Yes, I do think I is.  However, they been cutting budgets in THEYS manuals, so I been hiding out.  I even got my stomach stapled so I can fit up into better hiding places.  Oh, UIC, don't be forgetting you need some Retail ( Read more... )

This is my associate assistant second in command, Rhonda n me at the annual UIC party. That barbeque chicken was deeelicious.


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I just remembered the time Jose told me he was quittins and I promptly spilled my coffee.

Don' yah be disrespectizin', beyotch ( Read more... )

My name is Carol L. Davis, and I am sad ( Read more... )

Friday was an utterly miserable nightmare. Firstly, I had the C-Store Party to organize. Then I did a surprise walkthrough at Morgan. OMG. I hid in the campbells soup so no one would suspect a thing. But I kept takin some peeks here n there.

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I am off to another day of work. Today, another party. I would be glad if all my C-Store employees made it to the party, on their unpaid breaks.
-Carol L. Davis
General Manager of You (C-Stores)

Dear Consumers,
The Internet never lies:

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TO ALL C-STORE EMPLOYEES ( Read more... )