Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fat Whores!

1. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Fat Whores and compline!
2. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Fat Whores.
3. Fat Whores are the sacred animal of Thailand.
4. The liquid inside Fat Whores can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
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you know you're a 90's kid if...

X all the ones that apply to you

[x] 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCH!"

[ ] 2. You watched the Pound Puppies

[x] 3. You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"

[x] 4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish

[x] 5. You yearned to be part of the Baby-Sitters club

[ ] 6. You ( Read more... )

he doesnt hate me...thats good right?

were friends agian...thats good right?

Ain't it funny how some feelings you just can't deny
And you can't move on even though you try
Ain't it strange when you're feeling things you shouldn't feel

right.

alright so...

• show wrapped up quite nicely seeing as how 2 of the shows were cancelled.
• greg farted and everyone heard it
• theres a GIANT bruise on my foot from where i did whatever to it
• i got a myspace...and were not going to talk about it
• im ashamed of my myspace

Here are 10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is "Wrong"

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of ( Read more... )

This Is My Life, RatedLife:
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its holiday season kids, thus meaning.....

carolines getting fat.

so what are you going to do about it huh?

moving on, show goes up soon.  then wees start another.

finals around the corner and i have to serve a saturday.

posh has been a real good girl lately, so i filled her up.

kelsey and i are getting married.

never in a good mood anymore

trying hard to do well in my classes

things are turning gray

i dont like playing the waiting game

get over yourself

went to homecomming like everyone else on the planet.  except i got there two hours late because my boss wouldnt let me off work.  so by 10 i made it and everyone was already drentched in their own sweat...it was fucking distusting.  danced for about and hour and a half and we left to go to kirby lane.  ate and headed over to xaq's for a party then ( Read more... )

i never update....

• got a job at mesa rosa as a hostess
• im AD for the diviners
• our show from a million years ago went really well
• went to texas state and almost wet my pants it was so amazing
• homecomming dance is going to suck hard