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[carolynthesex]

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, and while I hope everyone feels sufficiently loved, I regret to inform you that you will never be as loved as I am. Last night was by far the most incredible thing ever done for me. I'm a little bit sad now; it's unfortunate to think that I've already experienced the best Valentine's Day I'll ever have

Comments

[amusemabouche]

I'm really happy for you guys

that was really really really bad

[basementamnesia]

writing

it's been a really really really long time

[carolynthesex]

since you've had sex.

Re: it's been a really really really long time

[basementamnesia]

perhaps you should quit as it may exponentially increase your productivity to the creative community

Re: it's been a really really really long time

[carolynthesex]

I've thought about that. My writing was much better when Robert was making me sad; comfort weakens the mind.

I beg to differ

[thewindow13]

Did your boyfriend surprise you by taking a 5 hour bus ride and showing up at your dorm door with roses? as a total surprise? i thought not.

Re: I beg to differ

[carolynthesex]

I shouldn't be punished for the fact that my boyfriend lives locally. He did, however, rent out an entire room of a restaurant and let me stare at Kieran Culkin for 2 hours.

PS- If I was your boyfriend, I'd give you a lot more than just roses ;)