My birthday is tomorrow. Heh.

There is officially one perk to working in my mother's office: his name is Jeremy, and he is a BEAUTIFUL man. He introduced himself to me today, and said that he remembers my face from last summer (good, yes?). I would like very much to make out with him on the copy machine, or maybe one of the cranes outside. However, there is a hitch. When I met ( Read more... )

I got into Columbia. My parents require that I receive as much money as I'm currently getting from Fordham, so I most likely wont be able to attend, but it feels nice anyway.

Last night I said was hungry. He went out for a cigarette and returned with 1.48 pounds of lasagna (he wasn't sure just how hungry I was), strawberries, and whipped cream from Whole Foods. He can stay.

I filled out an eHarmony profile today. It took roughly 90 minutes to complete, and at the end my matches sheet read as follows ( Read more... )

The only boy who's actually good enough for me tried to kill me on Wednesday, so I suppose the time has come to settle. Is it wrong to like someone simply because he isn't someone else?

I'll never be anything but boobs to people.

Ahd I really thought they liked me.

Tonight I met a drug dealer infamous for his cold personality and more than occasional instances of brutality, when he made a delivery to several of my classmates. We became fast friends, and I was delighted to hear about his passion for music and dream of one day breeding dogs in the Netherlands. I was honestly sad when had to leave and look ( Read more... )

So during the few weeks leading up to Christmas I insisted that the only acceptable present would be a pair of panties that have a button on them, and when the button is pushed, the panties play Casimir Pulaski Day by Sufjan Stevens. I did not receive these panties. Today, he came to visit me and gave me an adorable pair of panties from American ( Read more... )

And while your head is spinning
Hold tight, it's just beginning.

I need to work on distinguishing people from toys; the poor dear.