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[carolynthesex]

I filled out an eHarmony profile today. It took roughly 90 minutes to complete, and at the end my matches sheet read as follows

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[therobothand]

Nonsense. You will find a boyfriend, who doesn't use eHarmony.

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[basementamnesia]

WHAT THE FUCK! i just did the EXACT same thing, but it probobly took me longer...we suck! that was such an excersize in disappointing myself

[carolynthesex]

My new theory is that I'm too cool for eHarmony and they don't have anyone good enough for me. You can run with that too if you like.

[redream]

this is hilarious. i'd never expect anything less from you.