pairing: jongin/sehun
genre: crack
rating: pg-13
word count: 1.2k
summary: after a peculiar dream about jongin (or more specifically, jongin’s junk), sehun’s made it his mission to see if his dream reflects reality.
notes: for
baeksthighs who gave me a prompt which i subsequently butchered. i'm sorry, bb. please don't hate me. ily ♡
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sehun is still half asleep-eyes heavy and uncooperative-when he stumbles into the bathroom to take his routine morning leak. )
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“can i please get a full frontal?” Honestly same.
the second attempt is a suggestion to watch porn together We got a genius over here!
“...an eggplant. down there.” I'M WHEEZING HELP
sehun tries to remind himself that he is a man of science. Sure you are
“can i...can i touch it?” sehun asks, fingers poised and ready. Why does this sound exactly like what Sehun would do.
The ending hHHhhH I feel like this is just Sehun pursuing Jongin's dick and using science as a shield. This is so good I'm still wheezing.
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and how dare you, sehun is A MAN OF SCIENCE. hahahahaah sehun, please.
tysm for reading and commenting. much appreciation ^^ ~~
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i guessed it'd be an eggplant when he opened the fridge XD XD this was so funny!!!
“but it’s just so…normal.” lol
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tysm for reading and commenting, cata!
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