empiricism ftw

Jul 11, 2016 23:35

pairing: jongin/sehun
genre: crack
rating: pg-13
word count: 1.2k
summary: after a peculiar dream about jongin (or more specifically, jongin’s junk), sehun’s made it his mission to see if his dream reflects reality.
notes: for baeksthighs who gave me a prompt which i subsequently butchered. i'm sorry, bb. please don't hate me. ily ♡

sehun is still half asleep-eyes heavy and uncooperative-when he stumbles into the bathroom to take his routine morning leak. )

fanfic, member: sehun, rating: pg-13, genre: crack, member: jongin, fandom: exo, length: less than 5k, pairing: jongin/sehun

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orion_andbeyond July 17 2016, 11:54:36 UTC
As soon as I read that summary I was like This Is It, The Thing I Never Thought I Needed But I Do In Fact, Need In My Life. I had never clicked a link so fast.

“can i please get a full frontal?” Honestly same.

the second attempt is a suggestion to watch porn together We got a genius over here!

“...an eggplant. down there.” I'M WHEEZING HELP

sehun tries to remind himself that he is a man of science. Sure you are

“can i...can i touch it?” sehun asks, fingers poised and ready. Why does this sound exactly like what Sehun would do.

The ending hHHhhH I feel like this is just Sehun pursuing Jongin's dick and using science as a shield. This is so good I'm still wheezing.

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carpesoo July 18 2016, 20:13:40 UTC
woah, gotta appreciate the enthusiasm xdxd i am much glad that you enjoyed.

and how dare you, sehun is A MAN OF SCIENCE. hahahahaah sehun, please.

tysm for reading and commenting. much appreciation ^^ ~~

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caterplina September 15 2016, 23:04:57 UTC
HAHAHAHAAH
i guessed it'd be an eggplant when he opened the fridge XD XD this was so funny!!!

“but it’s just so…normal.” lol

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carpesoo September 20 2016, 00:09:45 UTC
hhahaha yes.... eggplant. yummy xdxd

tysm for reading and commenting, cata!

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