Haven't posted in a while, so here's the things that have pissed me off lately ( Read more... )

I've a notoriety for taking my pants down.

Earlier today a friend woke me up from a power nap, and told me to get out of bed. I got out of bed and pulled my pants down then chased him like a deranged homeless man.

I think everyone should remove their pantaloons once a day, if not for comic relief.

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I fucking hate Chain Mail ( Read more... )

I saw Taking Lives last night with Angelina Jolie and a bunch of guys nobody gives a fuck about, not even their mothers ( Read more... )

On this camping trip i got wasted, as we have already confirmed ( Read more... )

What an easter.

Jesus once said "drink this wine for it is my blood." What better way to celebrate the resurrection of 'our saviour' than to vomit his blood all over the forest floor.

Magnificent camping trip, i drank John Goodman's bodyweight in alcohol and it was a beautiful thing.

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firstly, the pokemon ( Read more... )

How versatile can a carpet sample be in the elements i hear you asking... NOT FUVKING VERY. I hate the elements, it's gonna be shit. At least i have alcohol. Though, i have only $50 to my name, so any donations will be gratefully accepted ( Read more... )

I've had this tent up in my backyard all weekend ( Read more... )

I am a carpet sample and this is my story ( Read more... )