WhoOoA, wHaT's ThIs AlL uP iN mY lOoKsTuBs LiKe A mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLe? bIgGeSt MoThErFuCkIn PiNk AlIeN i EvEr Be SeTtInG tHeM aLl At! BuT gIvE a BrOtHeR a MiNuTe To Be AlL uP aNd FiGuRiNg WhAt YoU tElLiNg At Me. tHiS mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLe Of ViDeO iS mAkInG mY pUmPbIsCuIt AlL bUbBlInG uP aT mE lIkE a FaYgO. My FiRSt TiMe AlL hEaRiNg YoU pInK moThErFuCkErS tElLiNg ShIt At Me. uUuUh, FuCk. I wAs AlL gEtTiNg My ThInK oN bUt I fOrGoT WhErE tHeY At.
{{ Whooa, what's this all up in my lookstubs like a motherfucking miracle? Biggest motherfucking pink alien I ever be setting them all at! But give a brother a minute to be all up and figuring what you telling at me. This motherfucking miracle of video is making my pumpbiscuit all bubbling up at me like a Faygo. My first time all hearing you pink motherfuckers telling shit at me. Uuuuuh, fuck. I was all getting my think on but I forgot where they at. }}
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I uP AnD cOuLd TeLl It, BrOtHeR. bUt It WoUlDn'T mOtHeRfUcKiN rEaCh YoUr HeArDuCtS WaIt
{{I up and could tell it, brother. But it wouldn't motherfucking reach your hearducts-- Wait}}
[And it takes forever, because he gets distracted and zones out in the middle, but Gamzee finally manages to figure out how to switch over to video. He's got clown makeup on (smeared now, but he can't touch it up) and a little something bright neon green around his mouth. He looks high. And his voice isn't much better than his text, because his pitch flutters up and down the scale. It'd be musical...if he could keep any kind of melody and didn't go flat every few notes.]
Heeeey, motherfucker. Now I can up and tell this shit at you. Get your listen on, because I'm about to lay this on you--
Uuuh, what was I supposed to be up and telling at you again?
AwW, bUt ThIs Is HoW mY hEaRt Up AnD tElLs Me WhAt'S rIgHt FoR mE tO tYpE wItH. a BrOtHeR's GoTtA gO wItH tHe FeElS hIs HeArT tElLs At HiM. BuT SoPoR sLiMe Is OnLy ThE BeSt ShIt FoR a TrOlL tO GeT hIs NaP oN iN, aLl KeEpInG tHe WiCkEd BaD nIgHtMaReS aNd ShIt AwAy. aNd PiE iS bEiNg ThE wAy To GeT kIcKiNg ThE bEsT mOtHeRfUcKiN cHiLl.
{{ Aww, but this is how my heart up and tells me what's right for me to type with. A brother's gotta go with the feels his heart tells at him. But Sopor slime is only the best shit for a troll to get his nap on in, all keeping the wicked bad nightmares and shit away. And pie is being the way to get kicking the best motherfucking chill. }}
''I don't give a flying fuck about your heart, and..''
The teen stops typing for a brief moment; another troll? Perhaps he should try to be a bit more civil then; he is somewhat interested in learning more about this strange new alien race after all.
''You put slime in your bed before going to sleep..? And pie is a favorite dish among trolls?''
WhAt ThE mOtHeRfUcK iS a BeD, mY bRoThEr? a ReCoOpErAcOoN's SuPpOsEd To Be FuLl Of SlImE. WoUlDn'T bE nO GoOd FoR gEtTiNg YOuR nAp On If It WaSn'T. aNd A bRoThEr dOn'T uP aNd KnOw BeCaUsE i AiN't EvEr GoT uP tO ShArInG mY pIE wItH nO tRoLls BeFoRe. ThE iMpS mOtHeRfUcKiN lOvEd ThAt ShIt ThOuGh.
{{What the motherfuck is a bed, my brother? A recooperacoon's supposed to be full of slime. Wouldn't be no good for getting your nap on if it wasn't. And a brother don't up and know because I ain't ever got up to sharing my pie with no trolls before. The imps motherfuckin loved that shit though.}}
::This is text so he can actually maintain some level of composure.::
gam is that actually you because i swwear to god if its not i wwill be huntin dowwn wwhoevver you are an i wwill cull you wwith my bare hands since its just wwrong impersonatin a person but if it is you this is possibly the furthest thing from a miracle ivve evver seen wwhat the fuck even makes you think anythin about this is a MIRACLE
ErIdAn? hOnK hOnK hOnK hOnK :o) So YoU'rE aLl Up In ThIs PlAcE tOo. iT's A mOtHeRfUcKiN dOuBlE mIrAcLe. A bRoThEr WaS uP aNd MiSsInG hIs FrIeNdS a LiTtLe, EvEn WiTh ThE ChIlLeSt MiRaClEs. bUt NoW yOu'Re HeRe. :o)
{{ Eridan? Honk honk honk honk :o) So you're all up in this place too. It's a motherfucking double miracle. A brother was up and missing his friends a little, even with the chillest miracles. But now you're here. :o) }}
yeah actually ivve been here a wwhile noww wwill you STOP WWITH THE FUCKIN MIRACLE SHIT anywways im sure someone else can explain all this better than me considerin ivve been tryin to figure out howw to get the fuck out a here instead a goin along wwith wwhat the bitch in charge wwants except i think you may havve noticed they took our wweapons from us fuckin meddly fussybitch wwho runs this place
ChIlL, mY bRoThEr, ChIlL tHe MoThErFuCk OuT. wHen We'Re AlL uP aNd MeAnT tO gO bAcK, wE'lL fInD oUr MoThErFuCkIn WaY. AnD yEaH, I'vE uP AnD gOt My NoTiCe On Of My SyLlADeX bEiNg Up AnD gOnE. mY hOrNs AnD mY MoThErFuCkIn PaInT iS nOwHeRe Up ThAt I cAn Be FiNdInG.
{{Chill, my brother, chill the motherfuck out. When were all up and meant to go back, we'll find our motherfucking way. And yeah, I've up and got my notice on of my sylladex being up and gone. My horns and my motherfucking paint is nowhere up that I can be finding.}}
Okay, here's the Deal. I will tell you where the nearest Kitchen is if you answer one Question for me.
How. The fuck. Do you write like that? And I don't mean with the whole alternating Capitals thing. I mean how do you change the Letters to a different Script and Colour?
UuUuH, a BrOtHeR wOuLd Up AnD gEt HiS mIrTh On To TeLl ThAt At YoU. bUt I oNlY kNoW hOw To SeT mY oWn CoLoR aNd ExPlAiNiNg GeTs Me AlL FlIpPeD tUrNwIsE uP iN mY ThInKpAn. :o( I cOuLd Up AnD mOtHeRfUcKiN sHoW yOu InStEaD, mAyBe.
{{ Uuuuh, a brother would up and get his mirth on to tell that at you. But I only know how to set my own color and explaining gets me all flipped turnwise up in my thinkpan. :o( I could up and motherfucking show you instead, maybe. }}
WhY nOt Be Up AnD tElLiNg At Me WhErE tHe MoThErFuCkIn KitChEn Be At? i CaN pUt My ShOw On FoR yOu, BrOtHeR, wHiLe SoMe PiE gEtS iTsElF nIcE aNd BaKeD. AnD tHeN wHeN wE'rE dOnE tHeRe WiLl Be FrEsH pIe.
{{Why not be up and telling at me where the motherfucking kitchen be at? I can put my show on for you, brother, while some pie gets itself nice and baked. And then when we're done there will be fresh pie.}}
[Okay. After about five minutes of shock and three of considering threadjacking, you now believe you know how to proceed.]
Alright It Seems To Have Been Established That Youre Here Since Apparently Nobody Else Has Made Themselves Available For Actual Explanations Ill Do That So Theres Good News And Bad News The Good News Is That This Season Is Approximately The Human Equivalent Of Twelfth Perigees Eve
ThErE's MoRe MiRaClE nEwS tHaN jUsT tHaT, mY SiStEr. tHaT pReTtY jAdE gReEn uP AnD dAzZlInG mY LoOkStUbS iS gOoD nEwS. AnD tHe SlImE aNd ReCoOpErAcOoN aRe MoThErFuCkIn BeSt NeWs. bUt TwElFtH PeRiGeEs EvE? We AlL GoInG tO uP aNd DeCoRaTe? bEcAuSe I AiN't Up AnD gOt DoWn WiTh ThAt MuCh BeFoRe WhEn ThE oLd GoAt DiDn'T uP aNd CoMe BaCk HiVe. MaKeS a BrOtHeR GeT hIs ExCiTe On To ThInK On It.
{{ There's more miracle news than just that, my sister. That pretty jade green up and dazzling my lookstubs is good news. And the slime and recooperacoon are motherfucking best news. But Twelfth Perigees Eve? We all going to up and decorate? Because I ain't up and got down with that much before when the Old Goat didn't up and come back hive. Makes a brother get his excite on to think on it.}}
Okay Yeah It Is I Guess I Took That For Granted Eridan And Ive Been Here For A While There Are Also About Ten Or So Humans But They Should Be Able To Introduce Themselves
The Decorations Have Already Been Provided You Can See The Behemoth Leaving Analogue In One Of The Common Rooms And It Is Thoroughly Ornamented Were Doing More Working On Arranging The Gifts And Food And Things Right Now Its A Good Thing There Arent Calendars So We Can Do This At Our Leisure
AnY oThEr Of OuR tRoLl BrOtHeRs AnD sIsTeRs ArOuNd In HeRe? aNd I'm TaLkInG wItH tHe PiNk AlIeNs RiGht NoW. :o) HoNk!
SoUnDs LiKe A bRoThEr Is Up AnD aRriViNg JuSt In TiMe. i cAn Be AlL aDdInG sOmE pIe tO tHe FoOd. I aIn'T eVeR gOt To Be GiViNg NoBoDy A tAsTe Of My PiE bEfOrE.
{{Any other troll brothers and sisters around in here? And I'm talking witht he pink aliens right now. :o) Honk!
Sounds like a brother is up and arriving just in time. I can be all adding some pie to the food. I ain't ever got to be giving nobody a taste of my pie before.}}
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bIgGeSt MoThErFuCkIn PiNk AlIeN i EvEr Be SeTtInG tHeM aLl At!
BuT gIvE a BrOtHeR a MiNuTe To Be AlL uP aNd FiGuRiNg WhAt YoU tElLiNg At Me.
tHiS mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLe Of ViDeO iS mAkInG mY pUmPbIsCuIt AlL bUbBlInG uP aT mE lIkE a FaYgO.
My FiRSt TiMe AlL hEaRiNg YoU pInK moThErFuCkErS tElLiNg ShIt At Me.
uUuUh, FuCk.
I wAs AlL gEtTiNg My ThInK oN bUt I fOrGoT WhErE tHeY At.
{{ Whooa, what's this all up in my lookstubs like a motherfucking miracle? Biggest motherfucking pink alien I ever be setting them all at! But give a brother a minute to be all up and figuring what you telling at me. This motherfucking miracle of video is making my pumpbiscuit all bubbling up at me like a Faygo. My first time all hearing you pink motherfuckers telling shit at me. Uuuuuh, fuck. I was all getting my think on but I forgot where they at. }}
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bUt It WoUlDn'T mOtHeRfUcKiN rEaCh YoUr HeArDuCtS
WaIt
{{I up and could tell it, brother. But it wouldn't motherfucking reach your hearducts-- Wait}}
[And it takes forever, because he gets distracted and zones out in the middle, but Gamzee finally manages to figure out how to switch over to video. He's got clown makeup on (smeared now, but he can't touch it up) and a little something bright neon green around his mouth. He looks high. And his voice isn't much better than his text, because his pitch flutters up and down the scale. It'd be musical...if he could keep any kind of melody and didn't go flat every few notes.]
Heeeey, motherfucker. Now I can up and tell this shit at you. Get your listen on, because I'm about to lay this on you--
Uuuh, what was I supposed to be up and telling at you again?
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''..did you hit your head or something? You're not making any sense, dammit! What's all this about miracles, slime and pies? Type properly already!!''
((ooc: Just wanted to let you know that I'm perfectly fine with the typing quirk! Don't mind Dera here; he'll get over it eventually XP))
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a BrOtHeR's GoTtA gO wItH tHe FeElS hIs HeArT tElLs At HiM.
BuT SoPoR sLiMe Is OnLy ThE BeSt ShIt FoR a TrOlL tO GeT hIs NaP oN iN, aLl KeEpInG tHe WiCkEd BaD nIgHtMaReS aNd ShIt AwAy.
aNd PiE iS bEiNg ThE wAy To GeT kIcKiNg ThE bEsT mOtHeRfUcKiN cHiLl.
{{ Aww, but this is how my heart up and tells me what's right for me to type with. A brother's gotta go with the feels his heart tells at him. But Sopor slime is only the best shit for a troll to get his nap on in, all keeping the wicked bad nightmares and shit away. And pie is being the way to get kicking the best motherfucking chill. }}
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The teen stops typing for a brief moment; another troll? Perhaps he should try to be a bit more civil then; he is somewhat interested in learning more about this strange new alien race after all.
''You put slime in your bed before going to sleep..? And pie is a favorite dish among trolls?''
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a ReCoOpErAcOoN's SuPpOsEd To Be FuLl Of SlImE.
WoUlDn'T bE nO GoOd FoR gEtTiNg YOuR nAp On If It WaSn'T.
aNd A bRoThEr dOn'T uP aNd KnOw BeCaUsE i AiN't EvEr GoT uP tO ShArInG mY pIE wItH nO tRoLls BeFoRe.
ThE iMpS mOtHeRfUcKiN lOvEd ThAt ShIt ThOuGh.
{{What the motherfuck is a bed, my brother? A recooperacoon's supposed to be full of slime. Wouldn't be no good for getting your nap on if it wasn't. And a brother don't up and know because I ain't ever got up to sharing my pie with no trolls before. The imps motherfuckin loved that shit though.}}
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gam
is that actually you because i swwear to god if its not i wwill be huntin dowwn wwhoevver you are an i wwill cull you wwith my bare hands since its just wwrong impersonatin a person
but if it is you
this is possibly the furthest thing from a miracle ivve evver seen
wwhat the fuck even makes you think anythin about this is a MIRACLE
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hOnK hOnK hOnK hOnK :o)
So YoU'rE aLl Up In ThIs PlAcE tOo.
iT's A mOtHeRfUcKiN dOuBlE mIrAcLe.
A bRoThEr WaS uP aNd MiSsInG hIs FrIeNdS a LiTtLe, EvEn WiTh ThE ChIlLeSt MiRaClEs.
bUt NoW yOu'Re HeRe. :o)
{{ Eridan? Honk honk honk honk :o) So you're all up in this place too. It's a motherfucking double miracle. A brother was up and missing his friends a little, even with the chillest miracles. But now you're here. :o) }}
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anywways im sure someone else can explain all this better than me considerin ivve been tryin to figure out howw to get the fuck out a here instead a goin along wwith wwhat the bitch in charge wwants
except i think you may havve noticed they took our wweapons from us
fuckin meddly fussybitch wwho runs this place
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wHen We'Re AlL uP aNd MeAnT tO gO bAcK, wE'lL fInD oUr MoThErFuCkIn WaY.
AnD yEaH, I'vE uP AnD gOt My NoTiCe On Of My SyLlADeX bEiNg Up AnD gOnE.
mY hOrNs AnD mY MoThErFuCkIn PaInT iS nOwHeRe Up ThAt I cAn Be FiNdInG.
{{Chill, my brother, chill the motherfuck out. When were all up and meant to go back, we'll find our motherfucking way. And yeah, I've up and got my notice on of my sylladex being up and gone. My horns and my motherfucking paint is nowhere up that I can be finding.}}
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How. The fuck. Do you write like that? And I don't mean with the whole alternating Capitals thing. I mean how do you change the Letters to a different Script and Colour?
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bUt I oNlY kNoW hOw To SeT mY oWn CoLoR aNd ExPlAiNiNg GeTs Me AlL FlIpPeD tUrNwIsE uP iN mY ThInKpAn. :o(
I cOuLd Up AnD mOtHeRfUcKiN sHoW yOu InStEaD, mAyBe.
{{ Uuuuh, a brother would up and get his mirth on to tell that at you. But I only know how to set my own color and explaining gets me all flipped turnwise up in my thinkpan. :o( I could up and motherfucking show you instead, maybe. }}
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i CaN pUt My ShOw On FoR yOu, BrOtHeR, wHiLe SoMe PiE gEtS iTsElF nIcE aNd BaKeD.
AnD tHeN wHeN wE'rE dOnE tHeRe WiLl Be FrEsH pIe.
{{Why not be up and telling at me where the motherfucking kitchen be at? I can put my show on for you, brother, while some pie gets itself nice and baked. And then when we're done there will be fresh pie.}}
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Alright
It Seems To Have Been Established That Youre Here
Since Apparently Nobody Else Has Made Themselves Available For Actual Explanations
Ill Do That
So Theres Good News And Bad News
The Good News Is That This Season Is Approximately The Human Equivalent Of Twelfth Perigees Eve
Actually
Thats Pretty Much All The Good News
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tHaT pReTtY jAdE gReEn uP AnD dAzZlInG mY LoOkStUbS iS gOoD nEwS.
AnD tHe SlImE aNd ReCoOpErAcOoN aRe MoThErFuCkIn BeSt NeWs.
bUt TwElFtH PeRiGeEs EvE?
We AlL GoInG tO uP aNd DeCoRaTe?
bEcAuSe I AiN't Up AnD gOt DoWn WiTh ThAt MuCh BeFoRe WhEn ThE oLd GoAt DiDn'T uP aNd CoMe BaCk HiVe.
MaKeS a BrOtHeR GeT hIs ExCiTe On To ThInK On It.
{{ There's more miracle news than just that, my sister. That pretty jade green up and dazzling my lookstubs is good news. And the slime and recooperacoon are motherfucking best news. But Twelfth Perigees Eve? We all going to up and decorate? Because I ain't up and got down with that much before when the Old Goat didn't up and come back hive. Makes a brother get his excite on to think on it.}}
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I Guess I Took That For Granted
Eridan And Ive Been Here For A While
There Are Also About Ten Or So Humans
But They Should Be Able To Introduce Themselves
The Decorations Have Already Been Provided
You Can See The Behemoth Leaving Analogue In One Of The Common Rooms
And It Is Thoroughly Ornamented
Were Doing More Working On Arranging The Gifts And Food And Things Right Now
Its A Good Thing There Arent Calendars So We Can Do This At Our Leisure
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aNd I'm TaLkInG wItH tHe PiNk AlIeNs RiGht NoW. :o)
HoNk!
SoUnDs LiKe A bRoThEr Is Up AnD aRriViNg JuSt In TiMe.
i cAn Be AlL aDdInG sOmE pIe tO tHe FoOd.
I aIn'T eVeR gOt To Be GiViNg NoBoDy A tAsTe Of My PiE bEfOrE.
{{Any other troll brothers and sisters around in here? And I'm talking witht he pink aliens right now. :o) Honk!
Sounds like a brother is up and arriving just in time. I can be all adding some pie to the food. I ain't ever got to be giving nobody a taste of my pie before.}}
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