[6] - [Voice]

[carrot_beast]

Hey ladies~ Guess what? I'm a married man~~~

[pause of silence] ......wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!!!

Ahem! What I meant to say was, you're all ugly hags that's really need to put some real shirts on to cover those disgusting what you call chest of yours! What guy would want to touch those filthy things

Comments

[voice-to-text]

[poppincapsules]

S'prise!

Yooooou're a fag!

[Voice]

[carrot_beast]

I AM TOO!--NO WAIT--YES! I REALLY AM!!

GO OUT WITH ME SO I CAN SHOW YOU!

[Voice]

[poppincapsules]

No thanks, queer. This monster's reserved for girls only.

[Voice]

[carrot_beast]

But girls will give you diseases! NO-Wait! Find a guy! A guy is perfect for you!

[Text]

[invisible_ai]

... I can tell this is a lie.

But these side-effects are making you act even more strange than usual, Carrot.

[Voice]

[carrot_beast]

Nope, this is no lie...[sighs..]

Strange, not strange at all. This is completely normal to me...[insert spazzes]

[Text]

[invisible_ai]

No need to explain yourself.

Try to remain calm, as difficult as they may be given the circumstances.

[Voice]

[carrot_beast]

Sure..just panic more and create chaos, got it.

[clean_cuffs]

I knew it.

[carrot_beast]

It's true pal.