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 Rule #1

Whenever I crave a salad I MUST eat a salad.

I sense that in five years or so I'll be spending a lot of time trying to forget how horrible college was just like I spent the last ten years trying to forget how horrible childhood was.
I hope this isn't a pattern.

So I'm trying this new thing where I kiss a lot of booty for a little while and then make $110,000 a year.

SEX!

The way the Europeans indicate dates makes so much more sense than the way we do.

So far: 43 credit hours

Ideally, after Spring 2011: 55 credit hours

And if I can hopefully hopefully hopefully get STA2023, HUM2510, and one more Natural Science
for Summer 2011: 64 credit hours

WOOOOOO CAN YOU SAY AA BABY?
Angeline's on track, Angeline's on track, Angeline's on crack.

Tell me something is you ready for me baby,
take this beast up out my pants and let you pet it for me baby.
My dick on professor Klump, jump on this Eddie for me baby,

and when you fuck with me they give you credit for it baby.