( nicole and i planned this obviously )

( this is for nicole, but i'm sure you will all read it anyway )

jessica alba lives on my french fries


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i was going to update with the lyrics to "when the last time" by clipse but then i figured you would all remove me and i might cry a little if that happened so instead you can all ( look at this )

i have decided that i only love nicole and she is my one and only because she is THE ONLY PERSON who eats tuna helper besides me. everyone else thinks it's gross and that just goes to show that nicole and i are mfeo. although she crushes up cheezits for hers and i just put a lot of salt on mine. she is on tour with me and we spend our time at ( Read more... )

did anyone else see the lesbian edition of room raiders last night? it was really creepy how they all kept talking about being butch and making comments about how hot the chick looking at their room was. it probably wouldn't have been as creepy if they were all actually hot, you know hot like jessica alba.

( michelle colored this for me after i won a dvd on ebay )

last night i got locked into my bedroom. my doorknob was loose for some reason and my door wouldn't open. it wouldn't have mattered but i really had to pee and i started freaking out. i was online when it happened and nobody had any good advice they all just laughed at me, i think everyone thought i wasn't serious but it was one of the scariest ( Read more... )

dan, i bought the care bears movie on dvd at walmart last night, and i wanted to tell you about it but you weren't online but i'm sure you probably already have it anyway. i wanted to discuss with you why it is that the care bear animators believe that having dark circles around your eyes makes you evil, i needed your expert opinion ( Read more... )

i do not feel like writing a real update. i watched the o.c. i can't believe julie cooper actually has some shred of humanity in her. seth and summer make my heart happy. jessica alba is my dream girl. weezy is broke like me. matt gives me turtle power. nicole needs to eat a steak. i ate old cheese because elisha wasn't online to yell at me and ( Read more... )