State of Things Today...this one is for the State of Misery...Missouri...whatever.

[casa_de_snark]

"I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well... are you religious?" He said yes. I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" "Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic

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[splotchola]

Oh God, I love that routine. I have it on cassette tape.

"I think the hardest time in any person's life is when they have to murder a loved one because they're the devil...

..but other than that it's been an ok day."

[casa_de_snark]

Heh...seemed the only fitting response to Missouri's attempts to declare Christianity the State Religion.

[casa_de_snark]

Heh...seemed the only fitting response to Missouri's attempts to declare Christianity the State Religion.