Regarding Citigroup...they sure as hell didn't care about my ability to pay when they gave me a pre-approved $1000 limit card as a Junior, why should I care about them? I think if we bail them out, we hire collection agencies to call them 128 times a day until they pay everything back or until they stop picking up the phone and quietly wait for ( Read more... )

With a Ford 460 that’s an engine pretty mean ( Read more... )

On the new scale:


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I think there might be something to my theory.
DAPHNE, Ala. -- Worried about the safety of her family during a stormy Memorial Day trip to the beach, Clara Jean Brown stood in her kitchen and prayed for their safe return as a strong thunderstorm rumbled through Baldwin County, Alabama ( Read more... )

Ya know, I'm thinking that if there is a God, she's starting to take out the wingnuts personally.
KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.
Note to wingnuts: nowhere in the definition of faith does it say to do ( Read more... )

Time to revitalize this puppy. Sorry for the shameful lack of updates...much has been going on in mi vida loca, and much is happening in the world to mock as well. Sarcasm is my voice, my tool for change, it is my defense and my offense. I have procrastinated long enough in updates, apologies to you all, and I thank you for not deleting me in ( Read more... )

You Passed 8th Grade Science
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Growing up in TX, I feel like I understand what actual conservatives want, not so far from what liberals want, the extremes make the middle look much narrower than it is. The conservatives I grew up with (not in the South, can't get a handle on things here in North Florida) wanted a few simple things from the govt, simple things that, if focused ( Read more... )

"I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well... are you religious?" He said yes. I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" "Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic ( Read more... )

I HATE Illinois Nazis.