That is all.

~Cate

It all started when a high-school classmate emailed to tell me about my hilarious video doing stand-up on YouTube. I immediately smelled a rat: no one ever thinks my videos are funny. If cornered, my friends will usually acknowledge that they’d seen them before abruptly changing the subject. Intrigued, I did some investigating, which led me to make ( Read more... )

I've gotten a lot of requests from the liberal media to give them an interview, but I'm not here to impress them with my ability to "inform the American public" about my positions on "important issues." I'm here to serve you, the Republican Party! So I thought I'd take the opportunity to answer some questions the real people of America have been ( Read more... )

Another blog from Governor Palin:

A lot of people have been asking about my record as Alaska’s chief executive, and the kinds of decisions I’ve made. I think if you look at the facts, you’ll see that I have the judgment and experience to be vice president.

First and foremost, I am an environmentalist. In 2005, I presided over the creation of Alaska ( Read more... )

Repost of Sarah Palin's personal MySpace blog:

There are a lot of rumors going around about my family and values, and I'd like to set the record straight.

As many of you already know, the McCain campaign announced today that Bristol, my 17-year-old daughter, is five months pregnant. And let me tell you, her father and I are so proud of her! After ( Read more... )

Repost:

My Fellow Americans!

I am honored to be John McCain's vice presidential running mate! While at first I was shocked when John asked me to join him, I soon remembered that he and the great state of Alaska have always shared a special bond. After all, he was there when it joined the Union!

Now that I think about it, I'm not surprised at all. I ( Read more... )

For picking me to run as his VP.

I'll be busy perfecting my non-regional dialect until November. Oh yeah, and figuring out exactly what it is the "vice" president does.

Stephen Colbert is asking the Democratic National Committee to let him speak at the convention in Denver. It's a brilliant piece of self-promotion. It's also a great idea for the Democratic Party.

What would happen if Colbert spoke? Viewership of the convention in the under-30 age bracket would skyrocket. Undecided voters in this demographic, which ( Read more... )

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Suicide is funny. Enjoy!

I recently headlined a stand-up comedy performance at The Lyceum Theater in downtown San Diego.

You can find the video on my myspace page: www.myspace.com/catespelledwrong

It's also on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0VKgSfwsW4

Let me know what you think!