I was working in a deli where they also played gold and tennis (AT THE SAME TME! The tennis court was in the middle of the small golf course and it was all grass and there was like a PGA and Wimbledon happening in tandem) and my friend Steven came to visit me! There was lots of mozzarella cheese and he was wearing an amazing cologne but it wasn't ( Read more... )

 omg.. Why do my credit cards have to be maxed right now!? 2PM AND RAIN both have concerts this month! I want to go so so so so bad. ~cries~

I thought I should mention I am way more active on my twitter.

twitter.com/#!/dpikkle

I had a dream that I didn't have a classroom anymore. They made me teach in a field under power lines and it was storming. And they didn't understand me when I told them I wanted to quit. And they kept giving me oatmeal as an incentive to renew my contract.

I had a dream last night that Dan Humphrey kept trying to make out with a naked, large penised black man.

I had many weird, hangover-and-sleeping-pill induced dreams last night ( Read more... )

I really should use this more... but I'm having more fun on Twitter than I ever have here.

I miss you.. but I know this is better for my mental health...

I had nightmares last night. I was a magical serial killer. I could fly and walk through walls. I also ate balloons. But somebody found out and wanted to kill me. I tried to use my powers to escape but I was drunk and couldn't anymore ( Read more... )

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