i have no idea why i made that the title....mostly because some comedian on comedy central used it in a hilarious joke..if i could remember how it went exactly i would tell you but i dont so get over it ( Read more... )

its been a fucked up weekend meaning i was fucked up most of the weekend. this weekend was special however. myself and mr zocho took a trip to lowes(i hate hendrick motosports) and purchased oursevles a couple of 2 gallon gas cans. filled with a couple of classic ices and its definetly gonna be a nite of greatness. The next day we decided to ( Read more... )

whats up everybody....odds are only a few people actually read this so doesnt really matter what i put i guess......anyway my week of hell (gettin old) is over cuz my last test was today = drinking tomoro out of a gas can with thude mike and a handful of others. So it kinda bugs me when people talk to me about their bitches every time they hang ( Read more... )

yo what up, havent written in a while and SOMEONE (kamshaft) complained about it so back by popular demand ( Read more... )

im back bitch, you thought u got rid of me but im back for a second season bitch. finally back down in p-town for another year of unsober fun and maybe some class on the side....this last week has been nothing but a shit fuck fest with the house..im the new house manager and i had the carpet replaced and i will never do it again....but enough ( Read more... )

1 week till the zebrahead concert with mark.....cant wait ( Read more... )

whats up everybody ( Read more... )

it was a sad day in the kingdom of yesterlore (yesterday), the mythical gods of the land (nascar) deem that these past suns and moons (sunday) not have a race....needless to say that Sir dale-of-dega and sir dale of tona were not in the least pleased at their actions......be it as it may, they dare not defy the gods for fear of punishment worse ( Read more... )

ive got so much studying to do today and tomoro but i have a feeling its not gonna get done....its about 3 oclock and i feel like i should be doin something (besides studying) so ill tell a story. this story is about an active member of my fraternity who recently joined and....well youll learn all about this person in the story ( Read more... )

ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
thats it bitches, classes are finally over, i got about 80 cans of CLASSIC ICE sittin in my fridge with my name on it

peace out, get drunk cuz your only in college for so long you gotta enjoy it