hey, all. you may have noticed that i haven't updated this thing in ever. let's be honest; i've basically outgrown it. i'm officially retiring my livejournal. thanks for reading my calamities for the past five-odd years. if anyone really wants to keep track of me that badly, i'll be taking over a music blog at www.staringatasphalt.com , and you can ( Read more... )

we played a show in west philly tonight. shit went off so hard my grandkids are gonna walk funny.

i then left the stage, broke down our stuff, got in the van, and rode to work.

how great the former was just made the latter seem that much worse by comparison.

i need to quit work and go on tour immediately.

ATTN: anyone who will be attending the bamboozle this weekend -

go to the dream makers mp3 stage at 2:40 on saturday. throw things at the band veda skyes. they are dicks.

thank you.
- mike

i really want to quit my job and play music for a living. fuck.

i get to go with kitty later today to get another cat. how much i like it depends on how dog-like it acts.

when i am king, pollen will be outlawed. plants will have to reproduce sexually. things will be disgusting when i am king.

i thought i had something to say today, but it turns out i was wrong. clean up the kitchen, practice the setlist for tomorrow, then prolly jack off seven or eight times before work.

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yo, go listen to the new thursday album on their myspace page. shit is tiiiiiiiiiiight.

tired. fuck off.

went to vegas. shit went fully off. click the lj cut, and scope the photos. ( wherein i indulge in no less than four deadly sins. )

not much to report. i just felt like since it's been two weeks, i should post something.

two of my coworkers were led out of the building in handcuffs tonight. one of them was a supervisor who was ahead of me on the list to go driving. they were stealing (apparently) pharmaceuticals.

god, my life is interesting.

more recording tomorrow. go listen to my band if you haven't already. hans the double.